Jerry H 🥃🪕

I am not the hound you're looking for...

@KEdge23 Yes it's gone up along with everything else. 💩

Hands up if you’ve had your council tax bill for the next year and it’s going up! 🙌🏼 Mine wasn’t frozen, it’s gone up. Labour lied to get into power. “Labour would freeze your council tax” “Not a penny more on your council tax” “No ifs, no buts” Lies, lies, and more lies.

True story! RIP Chuck Norris.

@BigBearF1 @thatchers_cider Born and raised there. 🍻

And why the f#^k not……! After all, we are in Somerset!! 🥰🍎🍏@thatchers_cider

@ShashlikNo1 @Posted_to_BAOR 😂😂😂

@Posted_to_BAOR Rumour is the provost has taken leave and turned off his phone

RIP Chuck Norris……..

@flyabout7 One can only dream of Sausage Sunday at the moment... We've got Sausage Friday and Sausage Saturday to get through first. 😄🐾

What’s all this then? Lord Ralphington at Steve the butchers?🤔 Does this mean he’ll be treated to sausage Sunday this week? You’ll have to wait and see. 😉🐾🐾 #AdoptDontShop #SausageSunday

@Posted_to_BAOR @dave_plane @eggsinasquare @ShashlikNo1

There’s only one Guardroom. You may as well give that a try too…… @dave_plane @eggsinasquare @hellbunnt @ShashlikNo1 #onesausageonly

@SgtMajFrenchie The very words my RSM once said to me on my return to camp after I'd been off on 3 days leave... Although he used a slightly different word than 'Walt'. 😬

Excellent. Less than 24 hours into my new X account and my first DM is from the heart. I’ve been called a Walt… a f****** Walt no less. In other words, a pretend soldier… ‘stolen valor’ as our American cousins would say. How I missed this. Feels like coming home. #feedback

It’s Wednesday, Troops. What extreme sports will you be doing today………

@Posted_to_BAOR @dave_plane @eggsinasquare @SimonLock74 3? That's a knock at the door later.

Doesn’t look too proud after a chat with the Provo Sgt. Away you go sunshine…… @dave_plane @eggsinasquare @hellbunnt @SimonLock74 #onesausageonly

@noodlesisn53081 Oh, but when I walk through a busy railway station doing it, all of a sudden there's a problem. 🤷‍♂️

Any volunteers?

@BigBearF1 Yep, spent 5mins pressing all the key fob buttons and wondering why it wasn't working. 🤦‍♂️😂

Have you ever walked up to a car that looks like yours in a car park and tried to open the door? Whoops!

@flyabout7 Hugs to his Lordship from this Dublin beauty.

Lord Ralphington would like to wish you all a very happy St Patrick’s Day! 🇮🇪☘️☘️ #StPatricksDay #AdoptDontShop

Happy St Patrick’s Day!!☘️☘️☘️ Throwback to a young Domhnall in his shamrock bandana!!☘️☘️☘️ #stpatricksday #irishwolfhound #dogsofX

@CliveWardauthor I'm having 2 sausages for breakfast... I'll be in jail.

@Rossmac212 Landlord: "Hi Dave, how'd you get here so quick?" Dave: "By bus".

Nothing will stop a Brit getting to the pub for a pint😂

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer knocks on your door asking for your vote in the May elections. What do you do?

@positivityofx That can only do damage to the eyes! What the fuck is wrong with you!! 😡

CONFIRMED: Head Empty 😺🥹

As it’s Mother’s Day ❤️

@Posted_to_BAOR You've still got that ceiling to bumper when you're done on that hill.

Me working off my breakfast crime from earlier…. @hellbunnt

@Posted_to_BAOR Later today in Chester...

This mornings effort from Chester………