Jerry H 🥃🪕

I am not the hound you're looking for...

@teamreal321 Standing there powerless watching your bed and all your kit going out of the window.

@JohninRipon 'Air Operations Iraq' on GSM

Medals? What is the GSM for. Seems to mention air operations or something.

@Fatbaldbloke1 Vest and pants when I was at school... I'm very glad we're not seeing an example of that here. 👀

When you forget your PE kit on cross country day and Mr Williams makes you do it in whatever is in the lost and found box.

@lippyent Repaint. 🎨

SMASH ♥? OR TRASH 💀? HMM 🤔?

@80s_Kidz Briefly around 1987 until my sister did a drive-by with a pair of scissors ✂️😱 😂😂 Nasty looking isn't it? Was so cool back then.

Ok own up. Who was a victim of this fashion atrocity? Me!🤦🏻‍♂️

@Crunch1point1 @omotforest Grew up in the arse end of Somerset, carried something similar to this most of the time, 3" blade... And yep, completely failed to stab anyone.

@omotforest Not having a small sheath knife on your belt was unusual as a rural kid. We all completely failed to stab anyone.

I'd like everybody to be able to carry a knife. I will have my mora on my belt all weekend and it is unlikely to stab anyone. I'd also like armed police to give anyone being a dick with it a 9mm brain haemorrhage or the courts to impose a death sentence.

@CaswellAdrian @YesterdaysBrit1 @Porszphotos Let's not be forgetting the Boat-Swing as well. Came out of a bad situation on one of these once. 🤕

@hellbunnt @YesterdaysBrit1 There’s still a fair few of the horses about, thankfully the witches hats were taken away. I nearly shattered one of my legs on one. Picture by the great @Porszphotos from Peterborough’s Town (it’ll never be ‘central’) Park.

Health and Safety wouldn't allow this today.

@CliveWardauthor That's still more than one sausage even if the whole plate is completely fucked. Provo wants a word.

Something missing!!?

I tried this tatoo sock on and realized i might not need a real tattoo!!! would you buy this?😆😂

@Posted_to_BAOR @dave_plane @eggsinasquare @SimonLock74 @ShashlikNo1 Can you see the person who put 4 sausages on that plate anywhere in this room?

Sorted……… @dave_plane @eggsinasquare @hellbunnt @SimonLock74 @ShashlikNo1 #onesausageonly

@ListerLawrence Didn't know they were as shit as the comments here say they are, not that I'd ever buy one. Certainly isn't a pretty looking car either, these things and OMODA yet I see shit-loads of them on the road.

Yesterday I posted about the Temu Range Rover, and a lot of you replied about issues you’ve been having with Jaecoo too. So I took the liberty of reading the warranty document of Britain’s best selling car, as I'd heard they had a 7 year warranty. Prudent, since we will be covering them one day, well that day is sooner than I thought! Whilst they do advertise a 7 year 100,000 mile warranty and some parts are covered under this, many parts are only warranted for 3 years or just 40,000 miles! These include: • A/C Compressor. • Alternator. • Ball Joint(s). • Brake Caliper. • Catalytic Converter. • Dashboard Upholstery and Trims (wear & tear). • Infotainment Unit. • Exhaust System. • Fuel Injector(s). • Fuel Pump. • Oil Pump. • Seat Upholstery (wear & tear). • Shock Absorber(s). • Starter Motor. • Steering Wheel Upholstery (wear & tear). • Timing Belt. • Track Rod End. • Water Pump. • Wheel Bearing. • Window Regulator. Worse still, the remote control key is only covered for 1 year or 20,000 miles, and if you are using the car as an Uber, Taxi, Courier or Driving School the main warranty limits are reduced further. It's been a long time since i've seen any manufacturer offer warranty cover only for the first 40,000 miles, in fact I can't remember any. I know these cars are cheap, but perhaps that is for a reason...?

@paul1964Jam 👌 youtu.be/EpjjLlTsbUI?si…

Ian Astbury of The Cult turns 64 😎

Robert Palmer-Riptide

I’m guessing the Green party conference.

#hantavirus isn't worth worrying about if you've ever used one of these things. Chances are you're now immune to everything.

@DaveVarley7 @YesterdaysBrit1 Ahh yes, I remember the Witch's Hat, there was one in the park of the town I grew up in. 😄

@hellbunnt @YesterdaysBrit1 Same here, well about 12 years ago i went on it with my daughter when she was 6. She liked the idea of going on what her dad use play on at her age. Alas no witch’s hat these days that was the killer swing of the 70s

@BigBearF1 Only one thing for it.

At 6’4 and 22st, this is gonna be a tight squeeze for a few months, but needs must until I get mine fixed. 😳

@YesterdaysBrit1 Loved that show. 😄

Who recalls this series?

@SimonCarGuy Apologies to your son but I'm 'team Mallard' for the traction. 'Flying Scotsman' is a much better name though.

In other news. Debate is raging between my 5yr old son & I on what is the greatest Steam Engine ever. Mallard surely?