Helen McCurrie

Today's the day #rockingthedaisies @sian_vdweele @Ashtat @tarryn_dowsley

Dinner, and more importantly wine, with these special girls @lara_toerien @sian_vdweele

“@Myog_SA: Peanut butter is the flavour if the week. Made with real smooth Peanut butter. #FTW” @lara_toerien we have to do it!!

That awkward moment when you leave your laptop at home when going to Cape Town to work on your laptop #thanksDad

That awkward moment when your earphones unplug from your phone and Taylor Swift starts playing out loud...

“@McNevich: If you make any sort of noise while you eat, I've seriously considered killing you”

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Knysna Half Marathon tomorrow #runlikethewind @_MegClarke @sian_vdweele

I'm awake before the birds. Where's my air horn?

Unless a package contains bio-hazardous material, you should be able to open it with out and chainsaw. Challenged by packaging.

Ok it might just be me, but what happened to the rest of Emma Stone? Eat much??

The first and easiest paycheck I ever earned. Stayed home for a month in pyjamas. I could get used to this...

My life strategy is simple. I pretend I know what the fuck I’m doing until I figure it out.

To get your phone to charge, plugging in the charger often works just as well as swearing at your phone and throwing it on the floor.

@lovethekitchen Ricotta pancakes with mixed berry compote. Delicious!

Just watched my dog shake the branch of our pear tree to get a few to fall on the floor. I'm not even mad, just impressed.

I hope what they about University being the best time of your life isn't true, cause otherwise it's just downhill from here...

I wonder what people do with the tons of time they save when they write “ur” instead of “you’re”.

Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great.

"@TheBursaryBin: 2013/2014 Mail & Guardian Journalism Internship Programme bursary.seniorjournalism.com/2013/01/201320…" @tarryn_dowsley