Courtney

I’m “watch for school closings scroll on tv” years old.

@AlrightMary the👏references👏

#5WordHorribleIceBreaker Hey, I like your toenails. #this happened #truestory

Do gangsta rappers listen to white girls when they workout?

I don't care how much your sweatpants cost- doesn't make them any "classier." Stop.

"My pants are shrinking. (and other lies I tell myself.)" -A memoir.

Crying during The Bling Ring because the crap they steal and no one notices is worth more than your life is totally normal, right?

#IWantToBeSoRich I can name my future child Bearclaw Zeus and no one bats a lash.

He was like: "Ay baby you got a man...he let you have friends?" Is not a great way to start a "How did you two meet?" convo.

More like #brainless

I'm "WWF Wrestling is real" years old

#LiesToldToUs it wasn't me

It's the thought that counts. #LiesToldToUs

#MyFavoriteHolidayRoutine Eating cheesy potatoes until I hate myself.

My New Years plans? Not be with people that ask me about my New Years plans

*Slug Bug* *Jeep Beep* *Cruiser Bruiser* *Punches you in the face* ^ Fun road trip games

Current mood.

OMG please be more indecisive!!!! -no one ever.

All I wanna do is [gun shot noise] [cash register noise] [organ noise] [saxophone noise] [cow noise] [cat noise] Fix this broken synthesizer