Garth Smith

Man man man man. Man man man man. Man man man man. Man man man man. *Sung to the chimes of Big Ben.

@ManUtd @TyrellMalaciia Who?!

United can confirm that @TyrellMalaciia will leave the club upon the expiry of his contract in the summer. Thank you for your commitment, Ty, and best of luck for the future 👊

@BBCNews 115 years?

Guardiola's legacy of genius will echo through all ages for years to come bbc.in/4u2aPCV

@BelTel I know it needs a bit of a referb, but that’s no way to talk about the leisure centre!

A loyalist who had ‘f**k the Shankill’ tattooed on his leg was the victim of a UVF shooting-by-appointment in Bangor. belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/ne…

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

@NostalgiaFolder @Subsbenchfooty 43 year old me, too. When I’m with my kids…

My mom: *takes me to the doctor's office* 4 year old me:

@_PointDePenalty This is great

Les nouveaux ballons de la Ligue 1 et la Ligue 2… créés par une marque française (oui, on est fiers 😭)

@justmeziee @Iykeabani @scrapytweets Same! 😂

@Iykeabani @scrapytweets I saw Hujsen before seeing Kepa! 😂😂

I’m not going to say it but we all saw it right?

@EndWokeness This has made me search for that joke. Thank you, BLM. The joke was good and I laughed at it.

🚨 BLM leaders hold press conference on the crisis of Netflix allowing a joke about George Floyd…

@KamilBerberler Could Adidas not have put their logo cleanly inside the white square rather than having it bleed into the red squares?

The first adidas Croatia home kit is here 🇭🇷

@TheFergusonWay Was that the season he won the league cup and scored that wonder goal against…checks notes…Barnsley?

In 1998/99, Manchester United became the first English side to win the TREBLE. David Ginola, with 3 goals and 10 assists for a Spurs team that finished 11th in the PL won the PFA Player of the Year award. Never let them tell you that the POTY is for the winner of the PL only.

@FIFAWorldCup £280?!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

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@BBCNews What’s a, ‘life partner’? Ridiculous writing.

BBC confirms which Strictly Come Dancing pros will return bbc.in/3QQGv02

@hasanthehun Don’t know what’s going on but I thought I’d contribute.

🚂 🚊 🚆

@Copa90 IRA FC

Bohemians have marked the release of Kneecap’s new album, Fenian, with a stealth shirt drop. The shirt is black and red, matching both Bohs' colours and the album’s palette, and has been worn twice this season. 30% of profits go to ACLAÍ Palestine to help build a music studio in Bethlehem’s Aida Camp.

@HLTCO It’s like that horrible Ballers League. Get it in the bin!

No one asked for this. The players involved won’t want to do it, they’ll say absolutely nothing of interest, the fans just want to watch the game. Absolute nonsense.

@Glinner Amazing! 😂 Things expensive = More racism 👍🏻 Okay, cool…

This is the way. Get them to be specific and they fall apart.

@TheLAMatthews Any other team or player & this doesn’t even get mentioned. The fella is giving his opinion from a bedroom. As the wise @alrightfans once said, talking about opinions (paraphrasing), ‘it’s like a fella talking about childbirth because he’s taken a load of large 💩’s in his life’

This might actually be the single worst football take I’ve heard in over 20 years. This is worse than Alan Hansens “you’ll never win anything with kids”. It’s just fucking awful

@UTDMegish I was there with my daughter, a day before her 11th birthday. Her first MUFC game, bar a friendly the season before.

Nothing beats the final minutes of Manchester United vs Lyon… this game was unbelievable.😱⏱️

@ThePosieParker 100%, this!!!

These kids are probably the welfare class rather than the working class, proving that the more the government steps in to help the worse everything gets. I remember, in my Blair voting days, listening to Ian Duncan Smith get rater emotional over a family on it's third generation of non working benefit takers. He said that they lived a subsistence and a life without structure and purpose, he felt immensely sorry for them. I recall his large house and wealth and thought him disingenuous. But these kids really have no boundaries or structure, their parents don't invest time or effort into them, and the school has moved to a system of easy management as opposed to giving them what they need. What they need is discipline, consequences, purpose, achievement, boundaries and safety which will lead to an actual education. These kids are in Universe 25. (When mice were given "everything on a plate"unlimited food, water, nesting material, and no predators or disease, the utopia turned into a dystopia, resulting in total population extinction. The experiment concluded that when all physical needs are met and the necessity to struggle for survival is removed, life loses its purpose, leading to social collapse and "the death of the spirit")