Ivan Chan

A thread 🧵 Some things to keep in mind if you're considering investing in crypto assets:

The bots are in for a surprise tomorrow

Lord the amphetamines you put on earth for men to ski 400km are being used to look at spread sheets faster

@WuBlockchain 😂

The S2F model created by Plan B predicts that the price is more deviated from the actual price of bitcoin than at any time in its history, and the S2F model predicts that the price of bitcoin will be $78,280 on December 31, 2022. lookintobitcoin.com/charts/stock-t…

Adderall is for plebs. You need to be Modafinil maxing, you need to be staying up for a week straight chasing MEV ops on chain, you need to be seeing shadow people by the time you hit that 500k backrun.

20) At some point I might have more to say about a particular sparring partner, so to speak. But you know, glass houses. So for now, all I'll say is: well played; you won.

@paoloardoino Please do whatever you can to maintain the peg no matter how illegal it may be. Ty sir

Figment has founded the first ever Metaverse country in the cloud with the launch of Figment Country Club - a phygital members club for global citizens to belong everywhere. Apply to be whitelisted for a Citizenship NFT👇 country.figment.live/?utm_source=ts…

1/🚀 Wombat Exchange's Beta Launch is going live! 🚀 🗓️ 25 Apr 2022 ✅ Functions available: Swap & Liquidity 🏊‍♂️ USDT, USDC, DAI, and BUSD Help us serve more users by liking, retweeting & commenting 👇 🎁 25 lucky wombats will share a $500 BUSD lottery pool!

@_veDAO_ @0xDAO_fi wen launch

@froyoverse #froyofam

gmeow everyone! 😊 we have decided to have a meowlist giveaway for all our creatives and artists in our community! view steps below:

@peckshield Why 69 tokens transferred

#FlashLoanAlert etherscan.io/tx/0x0fe254207…

Join the Cyclos public sale whitelist, use my referral link to receive one extra ticket! #Solana $SOL $SLIM $CYS solanium.io/project/cyclos…

Welcome to our Solanium Season!🔥 Join @cyclosfi Whitelist Here➡️ solanium.io/project/cyclos/ More Details➡️solanium.medium.com/launching-cycl… #solanium $SLIM $CYS

@Dogetoshi Thats like 40 years in crypto time

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Hey @UnipigExchange it's 0x43F197380c2B229B95eaa7db77635342056E9DAa, give me some 🦄UNI and 🐷PIGI tokens on Layer 2! unipig.exchange #teamPIGI

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Hey @UnipigExchange it's 0x7260c7CB833C5A48e0D6beE7d00595C1E9E8F22C, give me some 🦄UNI and 🐷PIGI tokens on Layer 2! unipig.exchange #teamUNI

Excited to try @WearAtoms, the one & only shoe for everyday! 👟✨👏🏼 Request an invite at wearatoms.com youtube.com/watch?v=j12p4K…

I will say, the iOS 12 beta released yesterday is impressive! So far I've had no issues. Thanks to everyone on the iOS team who took part to make this happen. #iosdev #wwdc #ipad

#Microsoft twitter.com/iOS_blog/statu…