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just got home from camping #touchinggrass

me liking every Enzo Fernandez hate tweet:

100 fags 2 bottles wine a bottle of whiskey 10 cans of lager

Thatguysjokes banned on instagram. Andy burnham’s Britain everyone

this layout sucks now everyone can see my tweets getting 0 likes

slow down take it easy on me I’m not used to these numbers

another day in the labyrinth

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after an Argentina loss

this might be the best video i’ve ever seen can you all please not ruin this

Shakira in this half time performance

I’m going to miss all the World Cup tweets 😭 it really has been amazing Twitter

BBC interrupting a potential Shakira twerk replay to push TV licence propaganda #TwoTierKierStrikesAgain

Heh,, who's ready

YOU ALRIGHT ENZO LAD

red card in the world cup final

unlucky lad

Joined Twitter ↓ Didn’t understand the hype ↓ Ignored it for years ↓ Came back randomly ↓ Now I’m addicted

Yanks once again trying to claim UK lingo that’s been around for years

How I feel after the tweet I made 2 seconds ago has 0 likes

why do my tweets always get like 200 views but only 3 likes am i cancelled