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@deathtospinach @Dawn_French I preordered this book when you first announced it - haven’t got my copy yet but cannot wait to read it 😭🩷 if I’ve been sent the book on Glassbox does that mean my hard copy will be on the way? 🤞🏼

Well if @Dawn_French says it’ll be good you should DEFINITELY preorder it - amzn.eu/d/fbCYCgi

Name 10 things other people like but you don’t. 1. Harry Potter 2. Barbecue sauce 3. Game of Thrones 4. Friends (the tv show) 5. Gonks 6. Staying up late 7. Fiction books 8. Rum 9. Bunches of flowers 10. Christmas/birthday cards

This #Elephant was shot whilst it was eating. Again, absolutely NO skill whatsoever involved in this AT ALL!! How the hell can this family of degenerates pose proudly with this MAJESTIC creature? 🤬 RT if you believe that there should be a GLOBAL ban on ALL #trophyhunting!!

#ThoughtForTheDay When a child kills an animal for fun, we fear mental illness. When an adult with the capacity to reason does it, we call it "sport." ~ @peta RT if you want a global ban on #TrophyHunting NOW.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

i need to be underneath one of these so fucking bad right now like you don’t understand

@giftedrascal Particularly the lemon variety 👀 but as adults all we have is a plastic bag filled with other plastic bags, a favourite spatula and crippling anxiety.

@helloitssoph 😀

@beckymil1 And I work for the UK’s biggest provider of tax investigation insurance. Hope y’all have taken it out to cover the fees associated with an investigation by the revenue! 👀

If you do OnlyFans and aren’t doing your taxes, now is the time to catch up. A lot of people are under investigation.

@revpeterlaws Have a heavenly day!

Good morning shoppers!

@NoContextBrits When Todd Carty was on Dancing on Ice and skated off by accident.

Wednesday meets Mr Bean! Jenna Ortega & Rowan Atkinson

@giftedrascal This still lives rent free in my mind on the daily.

@helloitssoph Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it's what Uncle Jimmy would have wanted

Viennetta type lolly are God tier.

@ravenhaired_sub Finn Wittrock 🤤

Just want to be abroad queuing up for one of these.

@deathtospinach @AnnMadMax I preordered this so long ago I forgot about it! Can’t wait to receive my copy 😍

@AnnMadMax Unbound.com/books/keanu - you can already preorder 😉

Well here it is. Finally. The book I’ve spent 10 months writing & the champagne I’ll spend today drinking 72,586 words on everything romance fraud From the heartbreaking to the hysterical, the academic to the anecdotal Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who helped make this happen

Bambi Fury sounds like a fucked up sequel to Bambi where he goes and kills the hunter that shot his maw

@ellsless Omg this breaks my heart 😭

@poppieplatt I bumped into her in an Asda in Leicester. They’re not together anymore, surprise surprise 🥲

Do you ever randomly remember that Don’t Tell the Bride episode where the groom blew all the money on a Vegas stag and ceremony then couldn’t afford to take the bride’s sister, so just left her at the airport crying

@giftedrascal Thank goodness I’m so pleased. I’ve thought about you both every day since your tweet about him. Really chuffed he’s ok.

Finally plucked up the courage to call the vets back. Milo's blood test didn't show any liver damage! So relieved, but he does need more regular allergy shots and lots more cuddles and treats.