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Hell’s HOA

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Your dad’s house Katılım Aralık 2025
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Hell’s HOA
Hell’s HOA@hellsHOA·
@CP_Ogamba And if by chance you are up to the task of dating someone like this, make sure you have a backup to cheat with and do doubly worse. If you have a moral hazard about it, you cannot date them.
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Sarah Deech ☕️
Sarah Deech ☕️@londonette·
Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala
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Riley Read-Only
Riley Read-Only@HotForMoot·
Not the LinkedIn-core hinge messages 😭🤮
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Jessica Pin
Jessica Pin@jess_ann_pin·
Every woman who masturbates obviously has spontaneous desire.
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Uncensored.AI
Uncensored.AI@GoUncensored·
@LauraLoomer This just confirms it was a false flag to justify persecution of anyone else who shares those feelings.
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Uncensored.AI
Uncensored.AI@GoUncensored·
@PamBondi @POTUS No, we must ask why our government is so desperate to get this they’re staging assassination attempts.
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🟢 Dave@void_if_removed·
A vegetarian reading the menu in a French restaurant
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Neil Stone@DrNeilStone·
Looking through the wine list knowing full well you're going to order the second cheapest one
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Brett Meiselas@BMeiselas·
trying to go through the whole menu at the cheesecake factory
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Puntedwun
Puntedwun@puntedwun·
@jess_ann_pin Evolutionary psychology—which is neither—hasn’t proposed a single molecular mechanism for any of its hypotheses. It’s survey-based reverse engineering of Victorian sexual mores to fit a simplistic reading of evolutionary biology. A decent rebuttal to Buss would be ‘Sex at Dawn’…
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Jessica Pin
Jessica Pin@jess_ann_pin·
Don’t ever date a man who is a fan of evolutionary psychology. If he’s not willing to consider that women have just as much evolutionary incentive for multiple mating, don’t have sex with him outside of marriage. Men like this believe they are causing harm to women when they have uncommitted sex. They are evil creatures.
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Jessica Pin
Jessica Pin@jess_ann_pin·
@marriedmn This is not possible for society because men under 30 are still on the dating market and rage and cause problems if they don’t get women
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The married man
The married man@marriedmn·
Ideal Age Gap for Marriage: Woman → Man 18–22 yrs → 30–38 yrs 23–26 yrs → 35–45 yrs 27–30 yrs → 40–50 yrs 31–35 yrs → 48–58 yrs 36–40 yrs → 55–65 yrs 41–45 yrs → 60–72 yrs 46–50 yrs → 65–78 yrs The man should always be noticeably older. Younger women bring fertility, femininity, and natural respect for leadership. Older men bring stability, maturity, resources, and strong frame. This gap creates powerful polarity. Same-age or younger man marriages usually breed competition, disrespect, and frustration.
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˗ˏˋ ´ˎ˗@lapislagoons·
nothing worse than a man who's dating you because he thinks he should
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