Momma Jo

I live by this quote and this quote only

The swearing in of Kamala Harris by Justice Sotomayor. Wow. America has a new vision of what is possible.

@rejectedjokes Every time I hear the word "suspicious", I hear this in my head. 😂

Don’t be suspicious.

when my neck starts hurting JUST as my back starts feeling better

in my opinion there are too many things going on

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

So, he's currently too dangerous for 280 characters here but he has the nuclear codes. Cool cool cool cool cool.

@MissyElliott One of my favorites ever!

I feel the Wind 5,6,7,8,9,10🌂. I BREAK UP with him be4 he dump me to have me YES YOU LUCKY!🙌🏾

pretty disappointing that so many of the problems in my life must be solved through hard work and introspection, rather than by answering a mysterious stranger’s perplexing riddle

@BoomTimeShow @mistergiuntoli @flula @AMillionABC 🙌🙌🙌

A @BoomTimeShow World Record is set by @mistergiuntoli today as he's the first repeat guest. He and @flula discuss @AMillionABC, roommate pranks that went way too far, and karma. open.spotify.com/episode/5QDlnS…

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

I’ve worn four things in nine months. None of them good.

@BetteMidler Happy birthday!!!

Every time I open Twitter I feel like I’ve just been seated next to a drunk couple fighting in a Cheesecake Factory.

@BoomTimeShow @flula Yesssss!! #bootytangertime

Flula has woken from hibernation with a new @boomtimeshow episöde for you and also you. open.spotify.com/episode/5gIvBg…

@flula A new haiku AND a new Boomtime episode in the same day? Christmas came early this year. ♥️

Haiku: The Mandalorian, Ep 204 Creed and Xena: "Help." Child: "Floats To Me, Blue Cookies." Moff: "YOU'RE My Blue Meth." #Fluku by @flula

Cancelling $1.7T in taxes for 600 billionaires but not $1.7T in student debt for 45M Americans is the modern version of let them eat cake.