#1PainInTheAssFan

@RepBoebert Honkatitty‼️

The FBI investigated me just a few days after taking office because I toured the Capital with my family. We can never forget how the Biden FBI was weaponized against the American people and your representatives.

@AdamKinzinger Nothing like a media spotlight to light a fire under someone's ass

OMG Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha infinity

As per doctors orders, I’m currently on bed rest. Missing @WWE #SmackDown will absolutely devastate my PatriHOTS, but don’t worry I made sure to contact @tiffstrattonwwe so she knows I’m supporting her in spirit. She didn’t answer, so naturally I left a voicemail 💕 I informed her that I’m currently recovering with: • overflowing bouquets • emotional support blankets • a bedazzled hydration vessel • pink absolutely everywhere • zero intention of lifting a finger Heart repaired. Chicness intact. 🫡💕

@nicksortor Yeah, #DipShit, he is the King of England‼️ Why would we protest him. Our own wanna be King invited the guy here. Go get checked, your brain has a candy shell on it.

🚨 NOW: King Charles has a PRESIDENTIAL-level motorcade rolling through DC right now We now have an ACTUAL king on our soil, but there are NO SIGNS of any "No Kings" protests anywhere in the nation right now. Interesting how that works!

@SpencerHakimian Even if it wasn't staged, Trump has stepped on his credibility so hard over the years, you can't help but question it🤷‍♂️

Do you think last night’s assassination attempt was staged? Yes Or No?

my girls are here!!!!

@NickAdamsinUSA This is a parody account... got it ✌️😃👍‼️

Reminder that President Trump was a star athlete before pursuing a career in real estate. Had President Trump decided to focus on athletics, there is no doubt we would have watched him walk across the NFL Draft stage on a night like tonight. America is lucky he picked us.

Fuck off. Sorry I cursed

@PressSec Cool story, bro

Declassified Testimony Shows Dems’ First Impeachment of Trump Was Totally Bogus amac.us/newsline/polit…

He thinks we’re all fucking stupid.

@GeraldoRivera Bro, hope ain't hopin' these days. You better know

Understand how many are offended by President Trump‘s cavalier use of religious imagery. Just remember, he exaggerates, instinctively every single time. He does not believe he is Jesus, at least I hope he doesn’t.

@PressSec You MF'rs better take my tax money and tip the shit out of this lady

President Trump just received a McDonald’s delivery order from a DoorDash driver outside the Oval Office! Thanks to President Trump signing No Tax on Tips into law, Sharron is using the $11,000 in tips that she made last year to support her family. 💰 🚗 🍔 🍟

The constant disrespect our First Lady Melania TRUMP receives is disgusting. She hasn’t done anything wrong to deserve any of it. I’m glad she’s finally standing up for herself. She’s an amazing First Lady 🇺🇸

Dudes just rage quit acting🤣

@lady_valor_07 I guess if you call lying with a straight face while you identify as a Christian brilliant, then I guess🤷‍♂️

Who else thinks Karoline Leavitt is absolutely brilliant!?

@BBMagaMom Just another distraction. Don't fall for it AGAIN, MAGATS‼️

🚨WOW! President Trump just dropped that his team is going to investigate and possibly bring criminal charges against Planned Parenthood for harvesting and selling baby organs. This is MASSIVE!! Would you support going after them?

DUDE ya fucking think?

@RogerJStoneJr @MELANIATRUMP

I was working for Donald Trump in New York when he was first dating Melania. Epstein was not involved in ANY way. The smears on this incredibly kind cultured and courageous First Lady are outrageous.

Savage cut on Melania from the President.