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@koinkydoinky Sorry I didn’t mean to leak all, I was just hacked

@EnergyUp_ Bang the two before you explain

A 30 year old p*ssy is not the same as a 23 year old p*ssy. Let me explain.....

@elonmusk But twice

Not even once?

@elonmusk @beffjezos Please what’s the squabble 😂😂😂😂😂

@beffjezos 😂

This is why I'm still an absolute unit

@elonmusk @beffjezos This nigha is weird, what’s so funny. You’ve been laughing since yesterday

@beffjezos 😂

How Anthropic engineers see their users playing with Claude

@elonmusk @balajis Go on explain to the world to more of what you’re saying

@balajis Have you tried Retardatide? I hear it’s great, but has some side effects.

The Singularity is Here. Yet also, Nothing Ever Happens.

@animetv_jp And the best anime award of the year goes toooooooooooooooooooooo. One piece !!!!!!!

Crunchyroll Anime Awards 2026 is TOMORROW! The winner of ANIME OF THE YEAR IS...?! ✨More: animetv-jp.net/crunchyroll-re…

@elonmusk @techdevnotes You could say more than this but well deserved

@techdevnotes ✅

Grok overuses ✅ at beginning of response way too much and it looks awful

@elonmusk @Grummz Wow, just wow!!!

@Grummz Wow

NVIDIA has removed "gaming revenue" from their financial reports. It's now a footnote in their "Edge Computing" section of their filings. Datacenters are the bulk of the report. It's so over, boys.

@elonmusk You speak the truth man

True

@elonmusk @TheOfficerTatum You’re a good man, he knows something this Elon fellow

@TheOfficerTatum Their “empathy” for violent felons is in fact cruelty to their future victims. Shame on them.

🚨Pava LaPere, a SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR and WOKE CEO ran EcoMap, a company that "stands against systemic racism, bigotry, and a police state that criminalizes Black bodies" She was beaten to death with a brick by Jason Billingsley, career criminal. Registered sex offender. Billingsley got early release so the system wouldn't look racist. Days before, he'd raped and nearly killed another woman. Her ideology shielded her killer. Virtue signaling killed her. Feelings over safety. Pava paid with her life.

@sinonome_umi Cheeseeeeeeee

発売中の『漫画アクション』 表紙とグラビア担当中❕⟡.· なんと付録に両面クリアファイル付き🌈

@MattWallace888 You’re the ones afraid, you can literally end his life now

He is one of the most dangerous men to ever walk the earth

@DJProfessorL Best size a couple should be

If you’re a man over 6’6 you either have to date WNBA players or accept your fate and be celibate because this is just perverse

@kamisokk Don’t twist your intestines, they aid digestion

努力は報われるってマジなんだ....

@aniejoy_real You also belong to the streets

nudies in the comments

@MhizTohria You belong to the streets

Like the view?

@itskirapregiato You belong to the streets

If you want to jerk off, check the comments

@RdeCuler She belongs to the street

🚨🚨🗣️ | La nueva novia de Lamine Yamal, Ines García, sobre cómo conoció a Lamine: 👀🥹 "Conocí a Lamine de la manera más normal de la historia 😭 Mi tarjeta fue rechazada en una pequeña tienda y yo estaba parada allí estresada y avergonzada tratando de transferir dinero desde otra cuenta. Entonces este chico al azar a mi lado comenzó a reírse en voz baja y dijo: "En este punto, déjame salvarte" 😭 Él pagó por mis bocadillos y empezamos a hablar fuera de la tienda. Era tan tranquilo, divertido y extrañamente humilde. Ni una sola vez mencionó el fútbol, el Barcelona o ser famoso. Realmente pensé que era solo un tipo normal y lindo con buenos modales. Intercambiamos números y empezamos a hablar todos los días. A veces desaparecía debido al "entrenamiento", pero todavía no pensaba mucho en ello Entonces un día abrí TikTok y casi me desmayo porque el mismo chico que estaba robando patatas fritas de mi plato estaba en mi pantalla con una camiseta del Barcelona con millones de visitas Literalmente lo llamé y le dije: "Espera... ¡¿ERES ESA lamine?!" Y se estaba riendo todo el tiempo 😭❤️”

@BrianCaldNBA Legendary moments take the most time!!! Can’t wait for first drop incredible

BREAKING: Stephen Curry has signed with Nike and will launch an exclusive shoe.

@Baltlol I wouldn’t find that kind of heaven funny 😂😂😂, nigga the fuck you using your teeth on a piano 😂😂😂

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away