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Hearing my goats talk to their babies totally makes all the other frustrations worth it.

Me "But I don't really like walnuts that much." Dad "communist."

"iced tea and Iced Earth = both equally refreshing, brutally delicious and make me happy."

"How are ya?" "I'm here, more or less." "Me neither...too." #tooearly

Deep thought for the day: how have vulture populations changed since cars have been around?

Stoked!

"Closer to 6 inches than 7." "Thats what she said."

"You can't eat a horny pig, it'll poison you. These people knew how to tell if they were horny too." Its too early for this...

Mom says I need a tetanus shot after stepping on a nail. I can deal with the lockjaw if I get to keep the night vision.

I mean, it’s only fair. twitter.com/owenbenjamin/s…

Is this still a thing?

"I gotta go, got a beer getting cold over here..."

Hopcakes...it's that time of year again. So good. #showyourcans

@erinthemeek @akerfonta

@erinthemeek can't get a huge on a tray.

My official cookout order: huge burger cheddar style, hush puppies and a banana pudding shake. My order beats yours #cookout

foxnews.com/health/2016/02… @erinthemeek

Omnomnom eating @erinthemeek mexican leftovers. Mmm chicken flautas.

My dog doesn't understand insomnia. I've been awake 24hr now and he thinks it's time to get up again...