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@calvinrobinson Talking to your god is cheaper than a therapist

“The great artists of the past were aware that human life is full of chaos and suffering, but they had a remedy for this and the name of that remedy was beauty.” Sir Roger Scruton

@MichaelWarbur17 Brilliant!

Hilarious

@Bill_Hughey @melissajean98 As long as the cheese melted, it looks perfect

@SophyRidgeSky Strange way to spell Sophie !

My favourite story about the Queen… just lovely

So here's Joe Biden saying he was elected to the Senate 180 years ago notthebee.com/article/so-her…

Folks can I ask you a Question? Thanks; Is THIS👇 the sort of Chief Constable that YOU would like to see heading YOUR police Force? Please press RT if the answer is YES or Like if NO; as soon as I’ve posted this I’m pressing my own Tweet as YES as in RT🤷‍♂️

@marjorie8106694 @RANDOLPHHAYES4 Stop walking into doors?

@westbromtone @WonPeople I used to own an SL i find that remark hilarious. Like owning a Porsche Cayman instead of a 911 buying a Skoda and trying to convince everyone it's the same as a VW. Like being grey but dyeing your hair jet black. Like slagging off strangers on SM because I used to own a nice car

@WonPeople Are you a hairdresser.

New wheel centres on.

@u_spellings @Patty77026967 Stupid people without any clue of the English language ask these question. I say to them. Put your mask back on, read your comic and queue for your next booster

The spelling of pneumonia is unnecessary.

@BobGolen Maths

Just cuz something's logical doesn't mean it's easily understood ... like math for example.

@OBeoneobrien @m5lou Be quiet and comply you looney....

@ladbible Set up

He was stretching like he was diving for the gold medal at the Olympics... wait for it 😂 💦

@BernieSpofforth People will fall for it though, that's the depressing part of it.

@historydefined You might want to check your facts if you think the end of the second world war was in 1944

‘The Most Dangerous Man in Europe’: The Life of Otto Skorzeny historydefined.net/the-life-of-ot…

@WstLondonGarden Further

“The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you will see.” Winston Churchill

If people you know who are always looking at their phone every 5 minutes don't respond to you within ten minutes ...delete the the message. Also start every message three blank lines before starting what you are going to say. They hate that shit because they can't filter you!!!