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Me wey no fit sleep for 5 weeks when we concede 3 goals to Man Utd lmaooo. Entertainment kee you there.
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@AgentShishkin @barnesafc No be only you o. I no fit get over that game. E pain me reach bone😣
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@heypaga @barnesafc Guy, I dislike that guy because of that celebration. E pain me
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@prime_sui @Elnino_morena @blaccmajek Camp Nou has 105k capacity. About x56 of camp would be close to 6m people.
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@Elnino_morena @blaccmajek Bro you don’t know what 6M is 😂
Yall are mistaking capacity to value
The way we spend money in Nigeria is making us feel us it’s the same in numbering
6m people is like x10-x20 of Camp Nou 😂
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See as 85K people be. But person want make i believe say one church get sitting capacity for 6M people.
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🔴⚪️ River Plate have reached 105 consecutive sold-out matches, with more than 85.000 fans in attendance at the Mâs Monumental. This was the team’s reception at the latest Superclásico against Boca Juniors. ⤵️🎥
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@ShaunMchugh98 @Nobsdaslushhkid The thing is, this Newcastle team isn’t tough. They’ve been battered by city and by most of the league all season. We played at home was on the back foot from the get go.
And that’s how we have been playing since February.
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@Nobsdaslushhkid One picture and an entire narrative has been created from it, 90 mins against a tough team and the players are tired 👍 makes sense to me.
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@he_is_dreyy Your uncle na mummy’s boy.
Masturbation cause of childlessness , since when?
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My uncle’s wife had a secret habit of masturbating frequently, sometimes multiple times a day. She treated it as a private escape. My uncle discovered it and repeatedly warned her, reminding her of their marriage vows and how it was straining their relationship.
Each time she promised to stop, but the habit continued in secret.When my uncle’s mother came to visit for a few days, the couple tried to act normal.
One afternoon, while my uncle was out and his mother was supposed to be resting, his wife thought she was alone. She went to the bedroom and began masturbating. Her mother-in-law unexpectedly walked in and caught her in the act.
𝔻ℝ𝔼𝕐𝕐🎀@itz_Dreyy
I've heard a lot of crazy stuffs about masturbation but I choose not to believe 🙆
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@Tripple____M Those Arsenal players don’t have it in them. They play like they are mentally checked out.
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@jikemefune7 @AshE_Nuel So na only cultists fit defend their mama or their friend mama🙄
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@AshE_Nuel The comments 😂...
All I can say is that Cultism no fit end for naija sha
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One time my friend called me that someone slapped his mom, he's not around. I off the phone, called two more guys and off we went to see the guy.
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Nigerians need to learn how to eat healthy breakfast. You can’t be eating Eba for breakfast.
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@bigjikada0 It is a crime, he can't put in a fake note because it has zero value. In this conversation, one person is not smart and it is not the banker
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Some bankers are dùmb. I gave this man money to put in my account and he removed one N1000 note and told me it's a fake note.Baba shebi na my account? Put am there like that!
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Bernabeu Bedlam!!
Roma has risen from their ruins..
CR7 reunited...
Goat Commentary
мιցнту-Chadox@AgbaChadox
Gabriel scored the first goal: Peter Drury: "And Jesus heads home from the Cross" 30 minutes later Pep subs Gabriel Jesus and bring in David Silva Peter Drury: "minutes 30 and it's Silver for Jesus.. whoa! wonderful, A move Judas Iscariot would be proud of" Is football ever going to replace Peter Drury ?
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@MhieNelly I didn’t read past the second line.
But that 3 weeks in camp?
The best experience of my existence
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I've always thought the NYSC camp is a fun place to go until my friend gisted me on what she experienced there, there's alot of things I don't believe in, but when someone shares their own personal experience, I have no other choice than to believe.
She said one of her female colleagues there happened to have some fishy things going on with her, she observed it but the girl never tells anyone, she keeps it to herself even tho it started becoming very obvious. But she finally opened up to my friend who happened to be the closest person she had there...
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I’m at clearance and I saw a child chasing a 🐐 and the person I remembered was that Oga HR guy that beat 🐏 into coma.
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@ArtetaEra White goes and James comes in. I’ll take that
I’ll also take Joao Pedro & Palmer
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@KeepDopeAlive @vpRgFrVnSUbFrcY @H0H0v But then you can’t solve a problem with negative integers without parenthesis, can you?
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@JadaJay01 You borrowed the power bank.
The person is the leader, you're the borrower. Emá fèbò pawa.
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Lend this person's power bank when my phone was 2%. The power bank was 1%, but it charged my phone to 100%. How???? And immediately, my phone reached 100 they brought the light, lol. I need this power bank.
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