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“I should have a degree in pulling women”

Fucking billions they’ve spent to assemble this. And their legacy is not having a sponsor, an owner running a touting agency, and goal music.

They have a great ability to make everything so weird and cringe Over 1000 in north london yet you’d rather stand pintless for hours to say you went to the gooners pub. Well in lads

Iconic.

Dear football, Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life. Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career. When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way. To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

why is someone on the spurs side in shed upper celebrating 🤣🤣🤣

To be fair, if you’d told me the last time Arsenal won the league that by the time they win another one Chelsea will have won 5 leagues, 5 Fa Cups, 2 club world cups and 6 European trophies 2 of which were Champions Leagues, I would’ve probably taken it.

Arteta thanking everyone who’s been there with him along the journey:

Asterix and PGMOL title.

Shit hole

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

Knee to knee contact to cut him off. 100% a pen.

Thomas Partey was clearly and obviously a rapist scumbag and you still backed him to death you wretched cunt

Silly cunt

🚨🎙️ Roy Keane on West Ham’s disallowed goal for a foul on Arsenal’s Goalkeeper David Raya "I tell ya what, that VAR decision is a complete and utter disgrace – an absolute joke! All season long Arsenal have been crowding the goalkeeper on set-pieces, pushing, shoving, blocking – it’s been their main tactic from day one. We saw it clear as day against us at Old Trafford when Saliba backed straight into Bayindir, stopped him from making a proper save, and they nicked a goal through Calafiori. Nothing given. Not a murmur. But now, in a massive title-deciding match against West Ham, when it doesn’t suit them... suddenly it’s a foul on Raya? Are you kidding me? What the hell are we even watching in this league anymore? It’s shameless, it’s embarrassing. At this rate just hand the title and the trophy over to Arsenal now, because it’s glaringly obvious what they’re trying to pull. Total, utter disgrace."

Finished club

What a game this is

👊 Welcome to Wembley!

On your big day out. ✊ #CFC | #EmiratesFACup

Fucking tosin 🤣🤣🤣

State of the police on this btw. Rugby tackling fans celebrating a 103rd minute equaliser to gain promotion. Fight some real crimes ffs