i'm on my way

it's my dream to be a neon sign in a futuristic post apocalyptic city

been catching up on some old james bond movies

watching mr wizard

if I were an actor and fans spent all their time gushing about my character being a pure sweetie pie cutie baby or whatever I'd probably quit forever

oh my god people are so fucking weird about tv shows

"Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something?" "Look closer, Lenny!" "Oh, you're the biggest man in the world now and you're covered in gold!"

pokopia is going to consume my life and I'm okay with that

next Tuesday I will begin a thread of another playthrough of seaman. I'll take videos of the shit the damn fish monster says to me, and so on

had an idea for a tweet and then I forgot. ain't it just the way

after over ten years I have a car again

@hideous_pizza HEY WHO IN HERE IS FROM MICHIGAN

my greatest flaw is that i have infinite tenderness in my heart for scrawny white boys who do The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald at karaoke. i want to protect them

someone deeply disrespecting my favorite reality show the hills by mangling unwritten at karaoke. might go to jail tonight

@GrahamC47 damn I'm old

@hideous_pizza Oh that’s already happening. 1-4ish are a holy relic.

Kind of interesting that we all see SpongeBob all day, every day online and that new SpongeBob movie didn’t really move the needle at all. Even had a song everyone talked about and everything.

has anyone ever watched space ghost coast to coast. anyone?

@GrahamC47 can't wait for everyone to talk about the "best seasons" of SpongeBob the way people talk about 1-10 of the simpsons

@GrahamC47 I also didn't believe there was actually another movie so... yeah I guess SpongeBob fell off