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When life shuts a door, open it again. It's a door – that's how they work.

@ibn_wittig data about data na

I bet most analysts don't know what this is

@phychem11 @Praise_Ffs @only1chiefff trust me he wasn't planning on giving those jerseys out, at least not even all lmao

@Praise_Ffs @only1chiefff Everyone here should know the 7 accounts he wants to give the jerseys to. crazy mfs

“The highest I can do for you is allow you pick 8 persons and then I pick 7.”

@augusta_luch @21st_sage i thought i was the only one😂😂😂

@21st_sage I was actually waiting for him to pivot into some stupid talk😂

Here.

@databygentle thanks chief

@hifaladay congrats bro. more project coming

My first full project 👀

@IQTestBrain If ab=100 a=100/b Substitute in a²=50 (100/b)²=50 10000=50b² b²=200

b² = ?

@ezekiel_aleke Thanks chief ✌️

Looks simple but solid🔥

SQL day 🔨

I finished my first data analytics project on Excel yesterday. I analyzed sales data for a fictional bike store and shared my findings on Medium. @faladeoluwasemilore/analyzing-a-bike-stores-6-year-sales-performance-030afe85b80f" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@faladeoluwase…

@General_D__ i thought of this yesterday too lmao

Me I no like this party name.. make nobody go do mistake next year… na ADC not APC

@viktorbensonyt what are you even saying

They are paying you 200k pounds or euros weekly amongst other benefits And you play football for over 10 years or more And you are here opening your mouth to say football money is temporary See, former poor people will find way to gaslight you so that you won’t ask them for you or beg them Even Oshimen dey suffer, nothing really dey 534 million naira weekly Before dem pay am 534 million naira, the money don finish This life sha I pity who dey loyal to rich people, dem go just use advice kpai you

@Ogbeni_Mo @theflashgeeky 😂😂

LIRS extends deadline for filing annual tax returns to April 14, 2026

@badtGirlRiri omo na pun be this o😂😂

Wtf 😂😂

@SirJarus @temySalam wow

I ran into one of my best friends and classmates in JSS 1-3, Sabo @temySalam at an airport this morning. Anytime I see him kitted in his lawyer garb, I'm always emotional. In our JSS days 1994-1997, Sabo was a big fan of Gani Fawehinmi and was always mentioning his name in class. It was during military era, with Gani the fieriest torn in the flesh of military governments. Sabo and I were the class' most politically conscious members, reading newspapers and political magazines like TELL, Newswatch etc and discussing politics in class - with our limited understanding as kids of 12-15 years. Newspapers of the era referred to Gani as "radical lawyer", so Sabo used to call himself "radical" in class. "Emi radical". Sabo was my most feared football team mate in class. If he played in same set with me, problem for me, as he was always pressuring a lazy footballer me to mark (Whereas in my own mind: "Bro, leave marking, I just want to tap in ball into net"). If I played against him, problem too, as he was hard tackling and I feared his bones tackling me😊. Later, some family challenges affected his education and he dropped out of school, relocated to Zamfara and learned printing. I continued my own education in Offa 😊. Later, in 2001/2002, when he heard that I had gained admission into university, he was motivated to revisit his Gani dream. He went back to complete secondary education, wrote WAEC/GCE/UME and got admission to study law in UNIABUJA. By 2010 or so, when I was already working and visited Abuja on official duty, I went to see him in campus in Gwagwalada. He achieved his lawyer dream with call to bar a few years later. Delayed, but never denied. I asked him where he was headed to this morning. "To Lagos, to handle an EFCC matter in court". Well, I know he is built for such. When I had a very tough land dispute issue a few years ago, I used him him. He executed the job like the hard tackling footballer he was when we were in JSS 3. A king almost got detained because of him. Ori ade fe sun ewon. He is built for such tough assignments. My radical friend. Sabo holds a special place in my heart. A lesson in resilience. Doesn't he look like Gani - his mentor over 30 years ago - here? 😊

@Johnsontaiwo_ ROADMAP

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this should be fun

@O_Ajegunle @the_Lawrenz it can be hard at this age, but try seeing more foreign movies and imitating them. Then, speak to more people too irl.

@the_Lawrenz But how do I learn to speak fluently it’s actually disturbing my content creation

Bro to Bro : Learn how to read, write and speak. Comprehension and proper articulation solves nearly 75% of your problems.

@FabrizioRomano Just look at what arteta is doing

🚨⚠️ Arsenal midfielder Martin Zubimendi leaves Spain camp due to knee discomfort, statement confirms. He won’t play against Egypt. ❌🇪🇸

@KwankwasoRM We are expectant

PRESS STATEMENT 29-03-2026 RESIGNATION FROM THE NEW NIGERIA PEOPLE’S PARTY (NNPP) I wish to formally announce my resignation from the New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP) with immediate effect. I seize this opportunity to express my profound gratitude for the honour and privilege of serving as the Party’s National Leader and its Presidential Candidate in the 2023 General Elections. As a committed and bonafide member of the party, this was not an easy decision to make. However, considering the current trajectory of the nation’s political landscape, which calls for strategic realignment, I have found it necessary to identify with another political platform that offers the best opportunity to effectively change the nation. I extend my deepest appreciation to the National Chairman, Ajuji Ahmed and the entire National Working Committee for their steadfast support throughout my time. I also thank the Board of Trustees, the National Executive Committee, and all levels of leadership across the party — from the ward to the state level, as well as the legacy members of the party and all followers of the Kwankwasiyya Movement for their dedication and commitment to our shared mission. We shall continue to collaborate and work together towards charting a better and more prosperous future for our dear nation. Signed, Sen. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, PhD, FNSE Former Kano State Governor, 2023 Presidential Candidate, New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP)

@akwesionline @the_marcoliboy maybe when he gets back from injury, even though that'll be a while, watch some of their games. Lammens is great but he's still coming up

@hifaladay @the_marcoliboy That’s your point of view Bruv

This Senne Lammens guy wants to take Courtois’ job smh😂😂😂