Alan Travels

@Scaramucci What did the idiot say now?

This latest despicable Truth Social should be denounced by all.

@FayeMginger Wait, you’re married?

.....#marriedlife

@Chicanatravels Mi novia

Visiting my brother, tios and cousins for Easter. 🐣 I promised my dad I would always keep in touch. Keeps me grounded to be back home. 💕 🥰 #familia

@jeffwardshow Eckerds. lol

@jeffwardshow can you imagine the porn Clamints would dream up if beach volleyball girl became an astronaut

@jeffwardshow Jodi Foster is not only ugly, but also a lesbian. Hinckley really was a loser even before shooting the president

@jeffwardshow 7:50 CST is 5:50 PST. Believe it or not that west coast market is kind of important for advertisers

@jeffwardshow in that neighborhood I want a MAGA hat, Rush Limbaugh coffee mug and a hooker to eat 20 lbs of anything in a month

@jeffwardshow what in the Hell is the caloric amount of 20 lbs of cake?

@ThatAstrosGirl Sucks, feel better soon!

@higg_alan Yeah im hangingin there..still in thw hospital tho

@ThatAstrosGirl hey you. Hanging in there? I’m gonna be in the H this week, can I do anything for you? Seriously

@m_jeniagd Sounds shitty

I am on a clear liquid diet for the next 24 hours. This is your warning ⚠️. 🥴

@KateMonogamish Beauty

Just me…

@LucasSa56947288 They’re money, they can do anything they want with it.

WOW! Pepsi canceled its sponsorship of a London music festival this summer after it was announced that Kanye West would perform at the event. Do you agree with this move by Pepsi?

@Die_Anneliese Hi

Fully clothed so you probably won’t say hi 😔

@janenaughtymum Yes

You like this?

@SeanTPendergast Ass

Bryan Abreu sucks. It’s official.

@OhMyItsAlly Abreau is ass

Well, fuck 😑

@SanAntonioTim Abreau is ass though so far

Frustrating loss for the Astros but I’m still very encouraged by what I’m seeing, especially from the offense. Last year, down 9-5 you knew they weren’t coming back. The pitching will figure it out. #Chasethefight

@Wtxspicylatina @mywifeyourwife1 @Kenadee777 🔥

@mywifeyourwife1 @Kenadee777 Love being on the water!

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