Thelowestkindof
309 posts


@TicketmasterUK put me straight into the page to buy a ticket after waiting all day yesterday on the presale…only to kick me for unusual activity. What’s the unusual activity? Trying to buy a ticket off your joke website. Absolute clowns…#Coldplay
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@GreggsOfficial @LukeTheNuke180 @lukeh180 Because the missus has me on a 1500 calorie a day diet…and this way I can cheat guilt free. No calories in a sausage roll if you win it 🤷🏻♂️
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To celebrate last night's epic final between @LukeTheNuke180 and @lukeh180 we're giving away 180 Sausage Rolls. Tell us why you should get one below and we might just send you the ultimate post-darts snack 🎯
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@beardmeatsfood called in a rather ropey back street cafe in Corby enroute to my delivery…who should I see watching my attempt at finishing the large breakfast but your good self. I’ll have to look up the video, can’t be many I haven’t seen. Let’s get it!

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@Matt_Pinner @PrimeHydrateUK @PrimeHydrate @Drink_PrimeAu @DrinkPrimeFtbl @KSI @LoganPaul The terribly sad thing is, I kinda wish it was…the hype has meant it’s in every shop, plus it would somewhat justify the ridiculous prices some shops are charging. £18 for two bottles we paid the other day. Just so the kids could say they’d tried them all (same for me too)
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Scrap the above @slimchickensuk just drove from London to Cannock…worth every drop of fuel. Absolutely banging
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@slimchickensuk drove hours to sample some slims chicken upon a recommendation from a friend. Only to be told they had no chicken. What an absolute joke. Can’t say I’ll be spreading the same recommendations…
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Grow your business with Google Workspace googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa…
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@ATRightMovies Watching it right now and oddly it’s on this exact scene…an absolute stone cold classic
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⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️
I get: photos of your depressing lunches
You get: the chance to win a free lunch at KFC
#DealOfALunchtime 🤝
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@TateTheTalisman ‘The hole in this pocket is a real sneaky way of keeping me hard’
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@sundarpichai spent far too long typing different words into google pronunciation after I noticed when you repeat the word, it misses the first few letters…making for some rather interesting pronunciations…
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@ChrisEd90801169 @AndyRobsonTips Could be the double espresso I’m feeling? 🤷🏻♂️
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🗂️ #CheltenhamFestival Day Two Cheat Sheets
My Place Accumulator is coming up next, here’s a thread with hit rates to help you build your own.
Place hit rates for:
• Lifetime form
• Over same distance
• Same ground conditions
Here’s 13:30, see replies for every other race.

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@AldiUK how come if I get an inspection in my kitchen and Im storing raw meat and cheese together if get a pretty shitty EHO score and potentially give somebody food poisoning, yet you can store cheese and raw meat together in your burger slider pack?
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