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@JoeySantore my PhD will be in psychology, but I'm in the 4/10 and will illegally plant a tree in your honor when it's done.

I'm at that tender age where the most exciting thing about a new phone is the charging cord connecting securely.

In the time it's taken @FedEx to deliver my package I could have leisurely driven 2,200 miles to Tennessee, picked up my order, camped for a week in the Smoky Mountains, and driven home.

@FedExHelp a dollop of "I understand your frustration" won't change that you've had my kitchen equipment for my #SmallBusiness for over 2 weeks now.

How long does @FedEx have to have a package before it's considered a hostage situation? Asking for a friend.

Forget HBO Max and Disney+, I want a network dedicated to dads and the dogs they claim they didn't want.

@joann_stores time to take a page from @michaelsstores and close your stores. Fix your BOPIS to allow accurate fabric orders and keep your staff safe.

Why there hasn't been toilet paper around here for 25 years. reductress.com/post/toilet-pa… @KarenKilgariff @GHardstark

Shout out to @Hannahgadsby for helping me realize I'm "definitely" not "maybe" on the spectrum. Thanks for stopping in Portland.

People with kids: You don't know love until you have kids. Me, feeding my dog my LAST Trader Joe's mini cheese sandwich cracker: Yes I do.

@erikhalvorsen18 @SykesCharlie @IndivisibleTN4 @TNIndivisible Don't @ me and don't pat me bruh.

@SykesCharlie there's also these guys google.com/amp/www.esquir… @IndivisibleTN4 @ENIndivisibleTN @TNIndivisible @hillbill

@pete_thornett @DonaldJTrumpJr Don't @ me and don't pat me.

But Comey told us that they miraculously & thoroughly looked through hundreds of thousands of emails in a matter of hours... at record pace considering the prior timeframes. How could that possibly not be the case? The BS at the top of these institutions never ceases to amaze me!

Win an awesome trip to Paris from @TrekTravel in @RoadID's Tour de France Challenge bit.ly/296ewAd

Labyrinth isn't available on streaming anymore? Seriously, @netflix we're a nation in mourning. #DavidBowie

12 days of Christmas Trivia from @RoadID. My stable could use $7,000 in bikes from @scottsports. bit.ly/1TpjuZh

@alaskaair Thanks, Jake! There will be even more pow to ski by my birthday in Jan, sometimes it all works out. Thanks for being so awesome!

@alaskaair A cancelled flight ruined the trip I saved for all summer. Thanks for making it right without being asked. #warmfuzzies

I seriously hope and pray that @MeghanTrainor's killer #bodypositive track is a sign of things to come. That is my new anthem!

Three different colored #subarus in my driveway. Ahh, #diversity #inbend.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't make most of their craft products in China.