Hilary

*looks directly at camera*

ADHD is having the day off and thinking of 1,000 ways to enjoy it, deciding on none of those, and laying frozen by your own inability to choose an activity.

August 1st already?? twitter.com/imajknight/sta…

Lion king 2: simbas pride soundtrack is on par with Tarzan

Ah yes my usual 3pm existential cry

Y’all do too much explaining. Let whoever think whatever and keep it moving.

I think I only go to the gym to give my caffeine addiction something to do

“the government is out to get us” they already have u babes ur working a 40+ hour work week for $9-$11 an hour

If you’re ever in a bad mood don’t go on tiktok. They know and they’ll hurt your feelings

The thought of having a wedding in front of people is so embarrassing to me

oh to live in a secluded house with a pretty garden somewhere in the countryside

I love babies and I love grandmas- hate every age of person in between .

Listen, there is never an appropriate time to use “ ;)”. God forbid twice in one sentence

@jasonisblank 👎🏼

@hilsonline More like “Dropkick the Wall Murphy’s” amirite? *raises hand for high 5*

@AlexWatt187 @elizcurlz

One of those days where ya just gotta dance around your living room and pretend you don’t actually exist in time & space ✨

Got a tattoo today and the artist was like, “you have perfect skin, I can tell you drink a lot of water” thanks, that’s the gallon of water I drank at 4am

Every once in awhile I download hinge & then immediately delete it