Rachel Lander

@howie_hua 75–> 7.5 7.5*2 = 15 15* 2 = 30

It's Mental Math Monday! How would you mentally calculate 40% of 75?

@LukeMones Hahahaahahahaahahahahahahah

Alcohol makes me feel good, but later, it makes me feel bad. We will look into this

What is set theory, you ask?

Nothing stresses out a mom like telling her what time you plan to get to the airport

@edithvaisb love ur energy

So much effort goes into wine lists for me to look at it for 2 seconds and pick the cheapest one

Where do I get my news? Well from other people reading the newspaper on the train of course….

@clairebearpears please

Inside you there are three wolves

The nyc urge to hate everything about LA

I like using a pencil bc it reminds me of math and my own body

You ever look back on a relationship and think damn I shudda been paid for all that babysitting

What’s it called when you’re hungover from socializing too much?

Made this into a tik tok if you want to check it out hehehe TIK TOK: @rlandz

I am a software engineer with a math degree which is a fancy way of saying that I can’t read

@DylanAdler6 “Could have been on the knicks” 😂😂😂

I was rejected by the New York Knicks so I came to their first performance

When ppl ask me about bad dates nothing immediately comes to mind which means I am probably a lot of peoples bad date

“One grandma, one white, and one margarita” - something I heard at a pizza place that could apply to anything

I have never felt more attacked than when I read an estimated amount of time for a coding project

Being a comedian means hating almost everyone while simultaneously needing everyone to like you