hazel 𖹭

criss cross applesauce 🍎

@marbledacat @skrrt_meow YES GIRL

holy shit holy fuck shes doing it again

@codakitten @survivablyso pritty coda

coda : in focus

@chewberts (omg🥹, this happened to hazel when we moved out of my parents. they had another cat for a few years and hazel hated her. they also have small children which she hates as well lol. in our place now she is thriving. so happy chewy is doing well 🥹🥹)

i can’t express how much it means to me that chewy started playing again. she comes out of my room, she visits my friends when they come over. she was unhappy living with my parents and other cats. it’s a beautiful thing to see your 13 year old girl be a baby again.

@gooseydotgov @HurricaneHam i am an influencer 💅✨

@hjerbie @HurricaneHam she's a social media star!!!!!

in case yor wondering, "hazel how do you tweet, yuu are cat!!!??" look at this video

@marbledacat the best face scritcher!

@hjerbie oh ime love to do thise too as well

@_midori_me_ I love her

@hjerbie Not even joking but my bf’s cat tromps my keyboard & she’ll bring up settings or modes I struggle to turn off because I have no idea how she brought it up or turned it on. I call her a hacker. And I’m not computer illiterate she’s just bringing up obscure processes or settings.

@chedstack LITERALEE

@hjerbie She’s literally typing!!!!

@Sirius_Seaweed @Merilaux OH GOG

@hjerbie @Merilaux

👁️👁️

CLEEEE IS BACK AND SITTIN, GET UP AND GET UR SITS IN ‼️‼️‼️

@boomerlynne @CricketthatsCat @WalterBestBoy @Smeep248 so flate

@WalterBestBoy brian is enjoying the blong bweekend 😆 @smeep248

you made it to the Bonkers Bweekend!!! Bonky would want you to enjoy the long weekend ❤️

@boomerlynne @CricketthatsCat @WalterBestBoy @Smeep248 same brian

@CricketthatsCat @boomerlynne

@hjerbie @boomerlynne Both :3

thank you for calling, this is hazel speaking. how may i help you ?

@SkrungusDaisy (the best is when she does this towards the shower bc it will echo)

@hjerbie Gee wizz, the lungs on this girl 😭

momb says, hazel, why do you scream?? i says, momp, do NOT ask questions!

@chance1084059 GONFUSED

REAL FAN TEST. If ur a real fan u will know… is this chance yes or no

@codakitten yes.

@hjerbie is , the period mandoftory

hazel.

@CricketthatsCat WOW :3

@hjerbie Yes :3