Jaap Suermondt

@ATT's #itcanwait campaign is extra ironic today when it seems to include all calls to and from AT&T iphones (as well as customer support calls from working, i.e. non-AT&T, phones, and chat sessions)

And no @hjs is also not the handle for Hindu Janajagruti Samiti — sorry @hindujagrutiorg

And no, @hjs is not the Henry Jackson Society. I shouldn’t care but too many people don’t know tweeting/tagging basics, sorry @HJS_Org

Downside of having been on twitter since day 1 (and therefore having my initials as my handle) is that I get mistagged ALL THE TIME

Wrote a short piece last month for HeikoXplore on innovation - about gold rushers, harvesters, and contrarians - heikoxplore.com/en/the-innovat…

Dear @ESPN - maybe you can teach your app developers the concept of a walk off #SFGiants

Cc @MartinFinkCTO #HPEDiscover twitter.com/hpe/status/740…

Working hard on the future of technology @HPE_labs #HPEDiscover with @crewfox

HPE video - Remembering the Holocaust public.news.now.hpe.com/Articles/2016/…

Dear #BMI2015 friends - great to see you tonight. If you want more than the 1min update a year, let's connect on facebook

Yad Vashem and Hewlett-Packard seek to bring big data to Holocaust education dlvr.it/CYkTl2 #IsraelNews

Our "walked into a church" experience in Apt, France: goosebump-good young musicians playing alphorn and organ youtu.be/maskxnjxmUw

Maybe my fair-weather fan days will turn (back) into a prolonger loyalty test - RT @calonghurst #GoStanford

"Huh!" - high praise for a data scientist from an ops guy. Jim Cochrane, CIO USPS at #HPBigData2014

At #HPBigData2014 - Watching 13yo Tariq solve Rubik's Cube one-handed in 25 sec. Or regular in less: instagram.com/p/rXn_oxtLYD/

Love how my boss Martin Fink @hplabs sums up our research agenda in <4 minutes youtu.be/DJj5h2jAikA; fun showing this today @NASCARFFB

Nice interview w @PatrickMoorhead at HP Discover about our investments and recent announcements - youtube.com/watch?list=PLA…

Another biggie @hplabs at #HPDiscover - With 'The Machine,' HP May Have Invented a New Kind of Computer - via @BW buswk.co/Ut7Vb5

Today we open sourced Trafodion, transactional SQL on HBase - excited! #HPDiscover @hplabs trafodion.org