Herman Sims

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Herman Sims

@hmatthewsims

Interested in Technology & Science, Electronics, Computer Security, Microbiology, Nano Technology, Robotics, my hacker fam, and finally being able to Jack in!

Conway, NH Katılım Temmuz 2016

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·28 Oca

@rickygervais because they can

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Ricky Gervais@rickygervais·26 Oca

Why sit there?

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·19 Kas

@ShouldHaveCat Peanut butter toast

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Why you should have a cat@ShouldHaveCat·8 Kas

Her name is the last food you ate

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·2 Eki

I found the greatest treats to give out on Halloween. Your welcome kids!

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·23 Eyl

@MZH_Maths 112 (people not children) 7*7*2+14

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Train your Brain@MZH_Maths·21 Eyl

90% were eliminated

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·23 Eyl

@CorpseKings Your soul!!!

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Corpse Kings@CorpseKings·21 Eyl

What's he fishing for? 🎣

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·31 Ağu

@wendeeluvz Well, how am I supposed to watch them with the lights off?

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ЩΣПDӨᄂYПП @wendeeluvz·30 Ağu

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·31 Ağu

@AllyraVampIM She...

Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·31 Ağu

@AllyraVampIM Dhe always deserved a good spanking off too!

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Banshee Baer (☥𝐃𝐁)@BansheeBaerDB·27 Ağu

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, whoosh

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·31 Ağu

@CorpseKings Soooo! Come here often?

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Corpse Kings@CorpseKings·30 Ağu

What are your first words to him on the battlefield?⚔️

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·30 Ağu

@MsAshBash420 20s and 40s!

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✨Ms_Ashhole ✨@MsAshBash420·28 Ağu

😆 🤷‍♀️

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·20 Ağu

@CorpseKings Probably acid...sooo, No.

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Corpse Kings@CorpseKings·19 Ağu

Would you drink this? What do you think it tastes like?

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·20 Ağu

@MsAshBash420 I will now!

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✨Ms_Ashhole ✨@MsAshBash420·20 Ağu

😉 Good morning. Have an amazing Tuesday ♥️

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·17 Ağu

@DontShowYourCat More proof that cats are liquid, smoke, and magic!

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Dont Show Your Cat@DontShowYourCat·16 Ağu

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·16 Ağu

@DontShowYourCat Aaaawwwwww!

Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·14 Ağu

@MsAshBash420 Boobies! Big Boobies! What?

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✨Ms_Ashhole ✨@MsAshBash420·13 Ağu

Have an amazing Tuesday y’all 😘

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·14 Ağu

@MsAshBash420 Life Goal Accomplished! Be on someone's bucket list!

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·10 Ağu

@DontShowYourCat You are the one Neo!

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Dont Show Your Cat@DontShowYourCat·10 Ağu

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·8 Ağu

@MsAshBash420 Every Damn Day!

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✨Ms_Ashhole ✨@MsAshBash420·6 Ağu

Daily 🤷‍♀️

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·6 Ağu

@MsAshBash420 Did he have a windowless van?

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✨Ms_Ashhole ✨@MsAshBash420·6 Ağu

I went to the store and an old man (like 90+) gave me a piece of candy and: Old Man: I’m the candy man 👀 😂

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Herman Sims@hmatthewsims·6 Ağu

@MsAshBash420 Boobies!!! What? Oh yeah. Morning. BOOBIES!!! (Nice ones too btw)

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✨Ms_Ashhole ✨@MsAshBash420·6 Ağu

Morning y’all. Have an amazing Tuesday

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@rickygervais @ShouldHaveCat @MZH_Maths @CorpseKings @wendeeluvz @MsAshBash420 @elonmusk @BarackObama