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for the last two weeks I’ve had @loloverruled’s impression of Trump saying “Muad'Dib” running in my brain on a nonstop loop twitter.com/KevinRothrock/…

A disabled man who swallowed poison in a jobcentre in an attempt to take his own life, after becoming “overwhelmed” by the harmful actions of the Department for Work and Pensions, has pleaded guilty to possessing a chemical weapon. buff.ly/3RSHyL2

@SkyHelpTeam broadband down since 4am, Service Checker notes "there is an outage in your area" but Service Status notes "there are no known issues affecting your Sky Broadband service". Cannot find a way of contacting you without a landline phone. Any bright ideas?

"The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

🙌 Good morning

We’re going to Wembley! 👞

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@JasonIsbell Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

It’s like Game Of Thrones but everybody is Joffrey.

on February 19th, 2019, i will show my penis on here and effectively remove myself from consideration as the host of this years Oscar show.

please stop uploading pics of your genitals to our cards it is against our ts and cs

One of the peadophile’s manuals was called: ‘Hogwarts School for Pedo Wizards,’ the court hears.

@mudron Ah awesome - thanks for this!

@hobocopter Hopefully early this fall! Feel free to subscribe to my Tinyletter - I always send out updates to folks that way first (on top of blabbing about it on Twitter, of course): mudron.bigcartel.com/contact

@mudron your ghibli prints look absolutely gorgeous... and very very sold out. Apologies for the Q that you probably keep having to answer - how long before any are likely available again? Cheers.

@komoot Hi, I have now done so, with details of which tours

@hobocopter Hi Tom, can you get in touch with us via feedback[at]komoot.de, please? And please let us know which of the Tours are affected as well! Thx a lot! best regards Daniela

@komoot why do I keep getting this error message when I tried to load certain planned tours on the app?

#MerciArsène 🙏

GOOOOAL! Powell makes it 3-1!