Hodlmonkey

@VincentSco72192 as much as I like @realDonaldTrump even he is memefagging now 😂 So this is the new financial system we are going into.. every time someone wants some fast cash.. create a useless coin.. stupid mkts pump it.. then it's rugged? How does this stop? Genuine Q 👍

@ChartNerdTA 73c is 73000x more likely

Nonsense... $XRP is NOT going to $73,000.. Dont fall for the clickbait 🥱

@lady_valor_07 Kernel of popcorn I'm busy munching through

If Bill Gates was sinking in quicksand, what would you throw him ??

@spenniy Yep. Time for us all to leave this zombie country

I firmly believe that living in the #UK is becoming unsustainable for many. It’s a bankrupt country. There are too-few people to haul the heavy locomotive and quite frankly I’m fed up of being one of those people. Something has got to change. #CouncilTax #Tax

@JenaBella999 @bushontheradio No contest.. freshly cooked at home beets are the best 🔥❤️

@bushontheradio Why would you buy a pre peeled pack of beets like this? Beets are super easy to prepare. Add some balsamic vinegar and soft got cheese.. mmmmmmmmmmmm

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

@KhunPat27 Midway through it now. Not to Thailand but somewhere where the life quality is better. The UK is a zombie country now. Every facet of it is dead and lumbering around just waiting to be put out of its misery.

I left the UK. My rent, bills, council tax in Reading was 65% of my salary because I refused to house share. My vehicle costs took another 15%. Surviving. I live in Thailand. My rent and bills living in a 2 bed house on a tropical island are 11% of my salary. Living. Leave 🇬🇧

@Chilearmy123 Sadder than a proper party

If XRP was in The Matrix

@TheCryptoSquire Hans Zimmer carrying more for this video than Samwise for Frodo

If this damn $XRP video doesn’t give you chills, you don’t get what’s coming.

@fandompulse Dumpster juice

James Gunn Supergirl is releasing in 99 days. Are you planning on seeing it?

@Cobratate Bought Gold some time ago. Literally sold a percentage right at the top.. made bank 👍 Sitting comfy thanks 💪 I am attracted to all forms of wealth and all forms of wealth are attracted to me.

ALL YOUR INVESTMENTS WILL FAIL

@ronsterd89 Badass dad and hub at end of the day picking up the families necessities for their well being and health. Declined tho.. I also see the dude picking up the lot and walking out and telling Clive the security guard to sit this one out.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

🚨 Rumours are circulating that Kier Starmer could enforce a national lockdown over the recent case's of meningitis! Which would mean that he could cancel the May elections, He will do anything to stay in power! This man is truely an evil dictator that is hell bent on breaking every last chance of saving our country and the freedoms that we once enjoyed.

@BritishBastardX So many people will comply and enforce it with threats of job loss and access to other things. The programming is strong

@NicheOps @gothburz TLDR.. he got rugged

@gothburz Anyone actually read all that?

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@MbarkCherguia Keir Starmer

I’ll go first… Seth Rogan

@thesedgehog @davidandrewt You can help him. He's a wanker sucking on Muslim ass wherever he can in hopes of brownosey points

@davidandrewt I’m not a bot, I just recognise an appeaser who lacks a backbone. These people hate you, they hate everything about your religion. Do not for one second think appeasing them is going to turn out right.

As a Christian, I am pleased that we allow Muslims to meet and pray in Trafalgar Square. It means we live in a country where freedom of religion and respect for others is still alive. It is not, as the Faragists are now claiming, divisive.

@0ifwedenytruth @Fox_Claire @DrCalumMiller She likes her kill count

@Fox_Claire @DrCalumMiller Explain yourself.

BREAKING: The UK House of Lords has just voted to legalise ABORTION UP TO BIRTH. We are led by truly evil people. Unspeakably wicked. They have no place leading us. Reform, Restore, and the Tories MUST commit THIS WEEK to overturning this if they enter government.

@TheRealKitty019 I can do full dragon flags... 6ft2.. 270lbs Lsit for 20 seconds A one handed Superman plank for reps and holds Front lever needs band assistance. None of it is easy 😔

I want people to understand that these feats become significantly less impressive when the guy in question weighs 145lbs. That isn't to say they aren't impressive, but a 6'2" guy that weighs 220 wet doing the same is mind-boggling in comparison.

@natebridges51 Guess we'll find out at some point.. one way or another. It could be monumental.. or the greatest rug ever... like tulipmania

@hodlmonkey he thinks the is none, you think he’s apart of it? i couldn’t see that

basically, if XRP was gonna go up, it would have already. yikes, not a good sign.

🚨BREAKING: Bonnie Blue ARRESTED in London 🇬🇧 Bonnie, real name Tia Dillinger, faces up to 6 MONTHS in jail for “outraging public decency” at the Indonesian Embassy❗️ Lock the degenerate up and throw away the key 🚫