Carson

Beauty

@heatdaddy69420 Had a bowl of cigs at my wedding this summer. Huge hit. #cigbowl

Bring back cigarette smoking on planes

@shmevanjanot @heatdaddy69420 Dirty commie fuck

@heatdaddy69420 @hoffsho67

What the hell were the New Jersey Devils doing signing Ilya Kovalchuk to a 17 year/102 million dollar contract. 17???????????????? ???

@SportsCenter That says Anals

The Moment vs. The MVP 🍿 Game 2 loading 👀 #NBAFinals

Who has the ALL TIME RECORD though? Like the most shutouts ever? @OkotoksBisons

@worldhockeyrpt 🤭🤭

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.

Whale takes a shit at sea world San Antonio, then splashes the crowd right after 😂😭

@tronnniel @AB84 @sydney_sweeney What?!

@AB84 @sydney_sweeney Jenna Ortega*

Yooooo @sydney_sweeney #CTESPN

@thenamesisk @McDonalds @BurgerKing @Wendys @Arbys @HarveysCanada @DairyQueen @kfc @Popeyes I don’t know Kevin this was 6 years ago you weirdo

@hoffsho67 @McDonalds @BurgerKing @Wendys @Arbys @HarveysCanada @DairyQueen what about @KFC and @Popeyes ?

I’ll just leave this here... @McDonalds “I’m lovin it” 👌🏻 @BurgerKing “have it your way” 👍🏻 @Wendys “deliciously different” ☝🏻 @Arbys “we have the meats” 🤣 @HarveysCanada “it’s a beautiful thing” 😎 @DairyQueen “fan food” 🤷🏻‍♂️🧐

@JennyJohnsonHi5 My mom bought me this movie when I was 14 I watched it everyday that summer and told dumb kids they had the personality of a dead moth and to buy a horse and ride it into the mountains. We lost her 2 years ago. Thanks for trip back to ‘98 🍻

MOVIE WATCHING DAY: The votes are in and it wasn’t even close. ‘Dirty Work’ won by a landslide! I’ve never seen this movie before so it should make for a super fun viewing! Follow along on the thread below! LFG!!!🧵⬇️

@SaraCivian Like most of the early 2000 I didn’t appreciate this. FFS.

15 years ago...I'm gonna be sick

@jeff_mans Minshew, Howell or Browning superflex ppr

Marner should focus on winning a cup jeez bad look for your @MapleLeafs @huntsey01 @CyH17

I was reminded of this blatant disrespect today. I demand an apology @OkotoksBisons

@NoContextHumans @fasty_17 WEIRD

Remember when the Canucks made @strombone1 captain that time? That was weird.

Clip got taken down off other platforms so i just want it to live somewhere. This was Bobby Kennedy Jr talking about Dr Fauci and the Pharmaceutical Industry early 2022.

@thejuniorswayze @ufc @SugaSeanMMA @timex Probably pair nicely with one of these?

@ufc @SugaSeanMMA @timex Who the fuck would buy that?

This watch is tough as s*** 👊 - @SugaSeanMMA Shop the #Timex x UFC collection at Timex.com/UFC [ B2YB @Timex #UFC ]

@Jbird_Showtime We have the best American player in the league. So we’re not the Leafs. Life isn’t too bad!

@hoffsho67 Get the puck over the glass penalty outta here . What a joke show. It’s only funny when Marner does it. Sorry about your boys .

Gonna need some magic tonight Jackie boy! @NJDevils @amandacstein #GoDevils