Jordan

@bryan_johnson This is what the end looks like…

Ppl dunking on me for the umbrella. > your face is money > important for mate selection, career progress, social standing, how you’re perceived, self confidence > youthful skin is good > old skin is bad > the sun ages your skin > UVB peaks around noon > UVA stays high all day > both damage the skin > I’ve frozen my skin age since starting this project > a 9 year age reversal > I love the sun > wish I could be in it all day > I baked in the sun for first 40 yrs of life > but my goal is to not die > so I’m now sun-aware > I use a sunlight mimicking device for circadian rhythm, mood and energy > and protect from sun damage > I supplement Vit D for optimal levels > tanned skin is a biomarker of damage > ppl will say sun avoidance increases mortality > that study was Swedish women and was observational and not causative > if you enjoy spending time in the sun, I support you > you can do so smartly and limit unnecessary damage

@mariotomich Dude doesn’t even weigh 200

How much weight does this guy need to lose to get visible abs? For context, he's 5ft 10 and 220 lbs on a good day.

@ChefBillyParisi Sign of the times

Why is every restaurant I go to absolutely a 5/10? Average food, average-to-poor service. I can't tell you the last time I went to a restaurant and thought, "This was amazing, I'll definitely be back." Anyone else?

@NFL_Convo Most people don’t understand Goats 🫡

I’m sorry but Barry Sanders being 1,457 yards from the all time rushing record but retiring because he was tired of losing is just something I will never understand

@AlexTran677026 Willis for sure, he’s got jokes

You can only pick ONE to defend you. The others are coming to get you. Who are you choosing?

@_josephine0_ I think the shirt tells the tale

What do you call it?

@Sofia50020Sofia I have a snake bite emergency repair kit… so no worries.

As the man of the house, what’s your next move…

@paulagalvex No

Esto le parece sexy a los hombres ? Confirme porfa

@VinnysCorner1 Marcus Allen as a throwback, modern day Leveon Bell

You can't say Marshawn Lynch, Jerome Bettis, Derrick Henry, or Adrian Peterson. It's 4th and goal at the 1 and you need a TD ... what back do you give the ball to? I'll start: Mike Alstott

@Jainadave_ Don’t go, workout at home.

What's your GYM hot take?

@lisathebeauty1 Stop it 😆

Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they are upgrading the property/apartment.

@MarcLobliner Bench is pretty much worthless… life teaches u this

Barbell bench press is the universal test of upper body strength. I’ll argue that controlling dumbbells, the equivalent of a full 150lb human in each hand, that’s the true test. I try to do this every few weeks to see where I’m at, and getting 7 reps is okay with me! Katie was being nice trying to prevent me from dying, but I knew I had that rep so I politely declined the spot. Watch til the end for the real feat of strength!

@TheCinesthetic Movie is shit. No character development. Dog shit ending that feels like a cheap knock off of Shawshank.

The Town (2010) is just a great hang. The heists are clean, the Boston vibe feels authentic, and that final Fenway stretch always delivers. Easy rewatch every time it’s on.

@KingiJosh 😆🫡

“I’m always training legs, I wonder why my legs don’t grow” Also them on leg days:

@chooserich Pretty sure he needed to raise funding to buy twitter.

Elon Musk now has enough money that he can pay the U.S. income tax for every American for the next decade and still have $50 billion left over...

@mistressdivy Biking

What exercise instantly tells you somebody is serious about training?

@Kristinartz Thom Yorke

When you hear the phrase "MUSICAL GENIUS", Who comes to your mind?

@HelenYeeSports Thug Rose… no doubt

Who’s your favorite female fighter?

@_dxllz7 The internet

What are u starting to dislike more as u get older?

@LaJollaFarmz Ian is awesome 😆

Are we still pretending this is real