Hornee Dolphin

@ghoulishbeing Prettier than the ones I’ve met actually

i feel like a mermaid

@xandrawrrrr do you like dolphins 🐬

do you like cats :333

@hogincrisis Damn you blowin up

thank you 555

I got a pod with 12 homies

@Melfyxd I think about this often

@Aspen_OW Hell yeah represent

just a girl and her fave animals :) so happy

@ezgitri The homepage of any porn site is such a turnoff too

Porno seçmek izlemekten daha uzun sürüyor

@burritodog_ whichever one buys me a drink

which animal gets destroyed every time

@EmileeSilvey And you spray me back so I can breathe

petplay but it’s him spraying me with a spray bottle because i’m annoying him

@thrluv After 4 shots the veil becomes thin

if a girl gets tipsy & gets gay, i know these men do too

@blackcatem The dolphin version

Yo if you look like Eren Yeager hit my dms rn I’m being so serious

@ayziv I don’t have money but I have a large collection of colored stones

stop flirting with me im broke as shit lmaoo

@jinpeix Fixed

also why are you liking and not following me?

@impossiblyeve I had to make a no jorking on adderall rule or I’ll waste the whole dose

not taking adderall to study, or to party, but a secret third thing (jerking off for 8 hours straight)

@hogincrisis jelqing probably

did giraffes use steroid to grow that tall???

@wormpuller Does the direction matter

Everybody jerk off tomorrow at the exact same time they can’t stop us all

@WorshipJuliana Is your home dolphin accessible

My 18 year old cuck is moving out of his parents home now to become me and my bulls full time live in slave I’m so excited!! He’s going to do all our chores and laundry, clean all our shoes, cook all our meals, change our beds, massage our feet and get ballbusted all the time :)

@ishiiarchive Animal roleplay on Twitter

how do introverts make friends?

Me and my Omffffs

Oh she’s gettin it then