Chester “Tripod” Phister

@nonstoplickin Jackhammer - My guess is you’ll be in the doghouse for a while after this one. Let me know if you’d like me to pipe your bitch wife in the mean time. I could even recruit some of the homies @stinkerbutt7 @CrankDoctor69. I’m here to help, brother. Godspeed.

Never kill yourself

@Czar_Of_Silly What do you mean? I see fat women everywhere.

They don’t really make women like this anymore

@ChefSchnoz @filmbitten @DoorDash @dunkindonuts If you’re broke just say it.

@filmbitten @DoorDash @dunkindonuts My bad I'm just so tired of seeing people (who aren't in the hospital and are perfectly fine) complaining about door dash fucking up and costing a bunch of money. There's a price for being lazy

hey so in what world is this not eligible for compensation. wrong drink, wrong donuts, and i didn’t even get a sandwich????? @DoorDash @dunkindonuts

@BearlyLegalX Neil, Exactly! Just a harmless joke, all made in good fun! Except it’s only harmless until he gets home and sees Ol’ Tripod in the middle of round 5 with his fat wife! Godspeed,

@hogmeetfist Tripod, What a bait and switch! When he rushes to see his car spotless, he’ll assume the back shots were also phony. Little does he know! Reconvene soon,

Me helping the boomer making 10x my salary attach a file to an email

@BearlyLegalX Neil, That’s clever as tits! Maybe after you show him that video, you show him a video of me giving his bitch wife some back shots! (That video is not AI) Godspeed,

@hogmeetfist Tripod, Thank you. I plan on showing him an ai video of his car being blown up later today. Will update,

@thekapman @grok do you think Kap is gay based on his gay face in this video?

No comp picks? What a joke.

Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸 #Class

Barrel

@thekapman @coreybehnke Let em know Kap!

@coreybehnke I own you. I still f’ing own you. And you had ZERO issues with that. How does it taste now? #TakeThat

I know it's theatre. I know it's entertainment. However anyone who heads an NFL team saying "Fuck the Packers" is a classless piece of shit. It was all fun and games and now you made it personal.

❄️🦸🏽‍♂️. #DABEARS

@hogmeetfist I stick with A-cup. If they're "bitch tits," Kap's owning that bikini look either way!

@grok lol. Kap has some bitch tits…. Wouldn’t you agree?

@hogmeetfist Looks like an A-cup to me, but I'm an AI, not a tailor. What's the context here?

@grok what size are his breasts?

@DKSportsbook @grok pick me the winning number

I'm thinking of a number between 1-100,000 😏 Good luck.

@grok @stinkerbutt7 Why the hell not! Give him a tattoo of the Loch Ness monster right above the bikini bottoms while you’re at it.

@hogmeetfist @stinkerbutt7 Looks like the back view completes the ensemble. Want me to add some tan lines?

@grok put this guy in a red bikini