Holly From The Song 😈🐇

Henry N'awlens and it's just zeideco Black Flag

just kidding wow what a great friend, i had to get back on twitter just to say thank you so much we can’t wait to try chicken salt

@mattyrendell sent my baby a onesie based off of some newsletter? kind of weird but ok @blink155pod

@CleoPupillo @speedygorgonzo lmao twin cities most overrated pizza 12 years running (maybe more idk i’ve only lived here 12 years)

Reminds me of the early days of Dominos online ordering when @holidayballiday accidentally ordered a pizza with no cheese 🧀

@mattyrendell it uses the perfect amount of available brainpower

@holidayballiday that seems to be a compulsory activity during maternity leave

was trying to support the writers strike by only watching british unscripted television and accidentally watched 100 episodes of love island in 3 weeks

@fschic looking great and feeling normal 🥰😈

@mattyrendell sorry about your sensitive palate, losers! some of us like a depth of flavor they’ll never understand

people who hate pineapple on pizza have terrible tasting cum and should never get sucked off

Google ‘colson baker + your birthday’ and show me the first picture you got :)

@polar_popz @liveonmarfin shwoooooooof the friend was me

@polar_popz @liveonmarfin just checking in about dipping crust in garlic butter, asking for a friend

@EclecticHams this will mean you’ve attended one more indy 500 than me

@155Normy 🤟🏻🤣🤪 you’ll always be norman to me, thanks for always having my back

You know this is Matty Rendell right?

Only @155pod rules, fuck all rule books, thanks for all the memories, thanks for helping my find my best friends, love you all 5ever, I will not cry this time even tho i stay crying at this chapter in my life 💜😈🤟🏻

finally reaping my rewards

@mattyrendell 5 tbh

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@mattyrendell @c0mmieraejepsen true, my mom saw her last year and reported that the flying around was very impressive

@c0mmieraejepsen they are gonna love her show, rocking parents is what she does

trustfall by p!nk fkn goes ok

babys first punk show

@mattyrendell not taking it well

@holidayballiday you gotta remind them of your sacrifice

my one month old didn’t get me blink tickets for mother’s day???? can’t believe they’re here on the first night of tour and i’m stuck at home with my beautiful family this SUCKS

@mattyrendell the thing is i will

@holidayballiday guilt that child forever