🇵🇸 matty

it’s hard to make friends in your 30s so here’s my pitch 🤣🤣 a little about me mattyrendell.bsky.social

Inexplicable autotune, perplexing Queen-ass bridge leading to TWO theater kid key changes, the lyrics “No sex no drugs no life no love” and “I’ll take my twist with a shout.” Their best song, a historic slammer. open.spotify.com/track/0751ozQY…

@millexcel I’m their son

Which ones Mumford and which ones are the Sons???? 😭🖕🖕🖕

@secctionn_8 @Stinger22710991 @FOXFOOTY look no argument there, but I just don’t blame them for taking a guy who was considered a top player in the draft at the time, he’s also now the captain and did win the rising star that year. every draft is different in hindsight. development of youth is where dons fkn suck!

@mattyrendell @Stinger22710991 @FOXFOOTY He was highly rated due to them projecting he’d play midfield with his athletic traits but clearly hasn’t worked out that way and it just looks underwhelming that they drafted pick one on a back pocket player

"Club that should be surging up the ladder is having to backwards again - in Brad Scott’s own language - to try find some A-grade talent.” BOMBERS' 10 COSTLY LIST MISTAKES >> bit.ly/4bJPyXb

in 80 years white folk will be ordering pad israel

@Stinger22710991 @FOXFOOTY No, he was top 2 between him and McCluggage in the phantom draft. Will Brodie and Ben Ainsworth were 3&4.

@mattyrendell @FOXFOOTY No he wasn't McCluggage & Tarranto were ......McGrath was leader material & a good private school boy

@livevarmint2 He took a big Shot in the Throat

@mattyrendell Funny he can’t eat ass Cause I heard He gives Good throat

when I met charlie kirk he chewed me up so bad I swore I’d never let anyone eat my ass again

finally I might get some reposts

IT WAS ACTUALLY 53 STOREYS?!?!?

@exMalwa @ADHDisfake we in this together bd

@ADHDisfake Can't believe I picked Essendon as my team they suck so much

They got rid of this jumper because it was cursed and won a premiership four years later. That's why they're bringing it back, to get rid of it again

@josiahhughes SILLY (2024)

@mattyrendell bozos on the bus

air traffic controllers are allowed to make mistakes. pobody's nerfect!!!

@josiahhughes that’s us

@josiahhughes I dont even know anymore (homerpalooza, 1996)

@mattyrendell are you being sarcastic man?

yes the word is out I missed the game winner in Div 4 wodonga senior mens basketball last night

thanks for doing the groundwork on this @exMalwa

some people call it March madness I call it Aries season

normalise ignoring people’s recommendations

there used to be this guy called Kyle Langford that played forward for Essendon What happened to him? #AFLPowerDons