Holly

@Flattliner Gross

If Michael Mosley is dead at 67, after a career spent proselytising about healthy lifestyles, then it must surely be proof that the fickle finger of fate is forever free to fuck you up...

@TeacherBusy @TheRAC_UK Same and I left. Was given an estimate of over 10 hours a few months ago. I was 6 months pregnant at the time. Immediately cancelled and was so dissapointed paying for 15+ years for such awful service when needed it. Hope you’re ok!

Just cancelled my @TheRAC_UK breakdown membership and the GALL they have to include this line in the email when my ‘peace of mind’ was non-existent 3 weeks ago when I was left after a car accident with a wrecked car until 1.30am in the morning because they had no-one to come.

I like being warm.

@A_for_Acid @TheJacobTrueman

If you know, you know.

@stuheritage @TheJacobTrueman

Merry Christmas to everyone currently en route from London to their hometown, where they will spend four days swanning around like they're better than everyone else

@Joey7Barton Ugh why so sore

I’d score 100 out of 100 penalties against Mary Earps. Any day of the week. Twice on a fucking Sunday. 👍👑 #perspective

After one of the best @TheVanaramaNL seasons ever, with @Wrexham_AFC & @Official_NCFC breaking all kinds of records and record attendances, should the @EFL introduce an additional promotion place? 🔁 for Yes ❤️ for No

@JohnJBostock @Official_NCFC MOTM for me!! Johnny Bostock Johnny Johnny Bostock 🎶🖤🤍

We are going up! Glory to Jesus #coyp

@WFCSC1 @Official_NCFC Amazing 🖤🤍🤍

Looking forward to welcoming all the @Official_NCFC fans to our Fan Zone today. Safe travels down ⚫⚪ #NottsCounty

@kula_boy @Official_NCFC Same!!

@Official_NCFC Paused?? Not convinced this is fixed

Wembley have informed us that the issue with their ticketing website has now been resolved. They apologise for inconvenience caused to supporters.

@BritishGas what a joke. Put my payments up despite being in a large credit over winter. Cannot log into the app, because I left British Gas ?? And the website down. To top it off smart meter appointment cancelled

@AxisOfOversteer Ugh

Toto Wolff’s wife gets a plum FIA position? How is this even allowed? Next Mrs Horner gets put in charge of entertainment at GP’s? 🤦‍♂️

@RMcElhenney No thanks

Now let’s go win this fucking league

@maitlis @mrJamesGraham Jitty

@mrJamesGraham Gennell. We did cross country short cuts through them from Nether Green school , Sheffield.

Home in Nottinghamshire #sherwood Do we want the annual “what are these called where you’re from” debate?

Calling all Leeds Goths! Got any photos from the Alternative side of Leeds? We’re looking for photos of the 80s & 90s subculture scene, #BarPhono, Leeds Poly, #SistersOfMercy type stuff. We’ve brought our scanner to the #LeedsAlternativeMarket with @LeedsGoth please stop by

@Ed_Miliband 😂😂😂

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Rishi Sunak(2001) - "I have friends who are aristocrats, I have friends who are upper class, I have friends who are you know working-class... well not working-class..."

@TheJacobTrueman @tom_TC_chad Southwell

@tom_TC_chad OL-freh-tun ; )

Alfreton.

@TheJacobTrueman What the actual?

Ha! Oh Twitter.

You’re damn right I am 💅🏻