Kevin Ryan

@bagshaw2112 Because the luggage handlers destroy cases and the retailers are in cahoots.

One of life’s little mysteries 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻

@ABridgen All the polls say that over 70% of people would like to rejoin. Dinosaurs such as you fucked up the lives of all your generations' children and grandchildren. Fuck off to Dubai, traitor.

Britain will pay the EU £1bn a year for ‘closer ties’. Where was the referendum on giving powers back to the EU? Starmer and his Government are so unpopular any policy they proposed would be rejected in a Referendum. That’s why he’s not giving you one . gbnews.com/politics/brita…

@CNinety2 What was the score and who was playing?

The BEST reason for a match abandonment you will ever read

Happy Bank Holiday! Here's a tongue-in-cheek parody song about @Nigel_Farage accepting a massive gift from a cryptocurrency billionaire and then hiding from a BBC interview - to the iconic tune of the legendary @The_Proclaimers. We're calling it: "Five Million Quid" 💰🤑💰🤑💰🎶

@DavidDavisMP Sit this one out, we all remember the meeting where you showed up without any files.

It is hard to believe that Labour is even considering paying £1bn a year to the EU. Has everyone forgotten that we buy more from them than they do from us, and have done ever since we joined the Common Market? If anything, they should be paying us! (Actually they shouldn’t. Free trade should be just that, free)And our exports to them post Covid are broadly on trend for pre-Brexit levels. The restraints on growth are down to appalling tax and regulatory policies, as well as some global headwinds. thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

@BritainisCool The leavers posting on here are all pensioners who haven't died gammons or racists. My advice to all of them is to fuck off to Dubai you treacherous destroyers of the young of Britain.

If you had the chance to vote on Brexit again knowing what we know today, what would you choose?

@wendlingere49 All those and more call themselves "journalists" when everyone sees them as gossip columnists. They have never in their sorrow-filled lives completed any journalism. A bunch of astrology columnists who copy real journalists.

Lets NOT REPLACE KEIR STARMER, Lets get rid of Peston, Ferrari, Hodges, Paul Brand, Beth Rigby, & all the rancid reporters on GBNotNews.Lets try straight reporting for a change.Telling us what has happened in the news that day, without spinning it through a Partisan paid Journo.

@Dr_RonMoore @MetroUK To answer why he is a crypto gangster, a Russian poodle and Putin's bitch: that is why. He has already stolen your children's and grandchildren's futures, and now morons like you want second helpings. Jesus, no wonder the polls say the less educated will vote for Reform.

@MetroUK Why would he waste his time on a show with the people fighting for 4th place?

Nigel Farage doesn’t turn up for BBC interview ahead of local elections trib.al/z2poiu0

@robertsproggit @MetroUK @TeresaC123 True: Attend a meeting or lose your commission. A big liar turned up breathless to apologise for being late, giving the excuse, a van hit him. The boss took us out to the car park; his car was immaculate. Explain the pristine car. He said, "That's why I'm late; I had it repaired.

@MetroUK @TeresaC123 Maybe he had a flat tire or something

@hol40900 Is this a Reform referendum?

GBNews desperately speculates about Starmer's removal while Farage hides from £5m questions and their own candidates praise the "master race." Obsessed with Labour chaos but silent on far-right rot. Not a news channel — a smear machine.

@333too3 True: This teacher received a letter from a parent excusing little Johny. "I am keeping Johny at home, as he has sickness and (direah) crossed out, sickness and (dirae) crossed out. Johny has the shits.

I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea" which is "diarrhoea" because it really looks like you've lost control of your vowels.

@Tush27J This is what Reform wishes to replicate.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Give me bloody strength. Seriously. There are some dangerously thick individuals walking amongst us. From the same person who posted the nonsense about Joanna Lumley supporting Reform UK. Now thinks it's a General Election. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #BBCBreakfast

I've combined a 1960s fad, with a 1990s fad & my Hot tub is now a giant cheese fondue pot!

@KielTulloch Pulling an opponent's dick more than three times counts as love.

Do you get a straight red for touching a bald players head as we need some consistency here

@dave43law Only evil people support and join Reform. Decent people with morals and scruples would not touch Reform with a bargepole.

Desperately 'sowing the seeds' - says Tories will not be accepted after May 7th (watch what happens when they want to defect) - still in talks with ex Labour (promised Labour names in January)

@tii_bag If you use the inside of a banana skin to clean your teeth that is another benefit.

Bananas are such convenient fruits like no chopping or washing needed, not sticky, no juice dripping around and they come with their own biodegradable packaging. A 10/10 in my books

All future political campaigns should include putting each potential candidate in a room with kittens or puppies for an hour & if none of the animals like them, the candidate is immediately disqualified & automatically launched into the sun.

@JGerrings @merman1974 Fuck me modesty isn't your bag is it?

@merman1974 Explain what you think was wrong with Brexit, trust me you will look an ignorant prick when I am done with you, but try me go on, will be good sport.

Two things caused the mess this country is in: 1. Brexit 2. The Tories So why vote Reform when: 1. Reform want an even harder Brexit 2 Reform is full of ex-Tories That is why I will #NeverVoteReform