High Voltage⚡

@jon_d_doee Yes! It's a beautiful video... 😊 I think I've seen it somewhere, perhaps on TikTok... It's a dance challenge or trend. This is Cameroonian dance, I think so.

I love this video 😊. So beautiful to watch.

I can’t marry a man who only works from home. It’s fine to work remotely, but he should at least have a physical job or business that takes him out of the house. Staying home all day doesn’t sit right with me.

Don't continue the relationship but before you dump her, please do this. If both of you know any fine babe that lives around you, tell her that the babe visited you to cook for you, & that you enjoyed the meal. Don't say anything more than that. If she comes to you to question why you'd allow another woman to cook for you, tell her to go to hell. Like I said, do not continue the relationship with her. You should never marry a woman that doesn't know how to cook, & unwilling to learn. Not to talk of one that says she'll not be cooking for you at all. But I see that you're foolishly in love, so I don't expect you to take my advice. AJD.

@jon_d_doe @talk2veee Woow! Àgbà, this is so thoughtful of you sir! May God continue to bless you and keep you... 🙏🏽

70k has been sent to Angel for the month of April. Thank you to @talk2veee for always being accountable 🙏.

@Kemitycoon @Ayoelesho @sepril23NG Kemi ooo... 😂 😂 😂 😂 See how you used grammar to create a satire, and you think everybody will just grab it...? 😂 😂

@Ayoelesho @sepril23NG Ventilation bawo? I said something is Aesthetically suffocating!

Nigerians switched from using louvres, which provided full ventilation, to sliding windows, which provide only partial ventilation. Now, everyone is complaining of heat after blocking air from entering their rooms. Why are we so backward in everything we do?

Thought you retired a long time ago.. 👀 What a player, what a person and what a career. All the best brother. ❤️

@jon_d_doe 😂 😂 😂 😂 I don't know why people find it difficult to express themselves in writing. It's not a must to be grammatically perfect. You can still infuse your mother tongue. We see people write in many different renowned languages... Even if na pidgin sef, you fit still put am.

May be some of you think that I have been using AI to write. Don't you normally see errors in what I write? Don't you feel human when you read them? They're unambiguous & easy to understand even by persons that are not so learned. Be there & be forming Wole Soyinka. End.

@TrollFootball That No. 7 Arteta record is where the troll actually is @TrollFootball... 😂 😂 😭 😭 Funnily enough, there's every likelihood of Arteta breaking that record this season and making it 4 straight title races... 😂 😂 😂

Which record is the hardest to break?

@DamiDhray The delusion that Arsenal fans display on the Internet every day is overwhelming... 😂 😂 😂 You haven't even won a Champions League trophy in your entire existence and you're already fantasising about a golden version... D^mp fanbase 😅

@TouchlineX 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Imagine creating the perfect CV, only to have Arsenal dent it and deny you a smooth sailing 5-star professional achievement... 😭😭😭

🚨 Unai Emery's Europa League dominance is something that needs to be studied. He's won 4 out of 5 finals he's played, with his only 2nd place being with Arsenal in 2019. He currently is in the semifinals with Aston Villa... ❓

@UTDTrey Imagine creating the perfect CV, only to have Arsenal denying you of a perfect 5-star professional achievement... 😭😭

“Only 2nd place being with Arsenal” Who cursed that club bro 😭😭😭

@jon_d_doe 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

"Find the LCM" I don't even know how I usually stumble on these videos. But this is really funny. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@jon_d_doe This is just what drugs does to one. It messes with your mental health, rewires your brain, looses the screws that hold your thinking faculty and intuition department together. You'll be speaking in vague parables but feeling like the wisdom of King Solomon is on your shoulders.

@Shetudeary @jon_d_doe You still don't understand. "Groan", DON'T "moan"... Moaning is a feminine behaviour...

@jon_d_doe I just dey laugh oo Sir Agba🤣🤣 Over to you all that this is meant for. "Men are not supposed to moan" 🤣🤣 una don hear abi. But I think it is good he moans ooo, it shows the lady is taking him to real cloud 9.

I recall when I first told women to start kissing the penis of thier men and say "thank you, you were so sweet", many women found it weird. Or perhaps they love the idea but were pretending about it. I don show una one evidence now say e dey work like magic. These things may seem funny or too raw, but many of you won't understand how doing such things place you in the eyes of your men. Men love to be pampered in a kingly way. There are times you'd have sex with your man, and after he cums, he would be very tired and even lazy to go to the bathroom to wash up. Use that moment to pamper him. Go to the bathroom to get tissue or wet towel to wipe his dick clean and kiss it. "That was so good honey, I enjoyed every moment. The way you were hitting it, I didn't want you to stop. Thank you honey". He'll feel pampered, masculine and appreciated. Then he can doze off while you go take care of yourself in bathroom. Then you go to bed to lie beside him. When you guys wake up, dress the bed. If you have drawn "map of Africa" on the sheet, change it. The more you consciously do this, the more his love and affection for you grow. And so would his commitment. Do you know why? Many young men have not experienced this type of treatment. They mostly imagine it. Make it a reality for them and they'd be happy and see you differently. If you're cohabiting with your man or you're spending the weekend with him. Once he goes to take his shower, bring out one of his washed boxers and singlet and place them strategically on the bed where he would see them. If he returns home and drops his boxers on the floor or just randomly drops it, pick it up and wash them or place them in the laundry basket. "How was your day today honey? Were you able to accomplish your tasks today? I made you a delicious egusi soup, please have your shower, let me go and serve your dinner". Then you the man. When you see a lady treating you this way, do not say in your mind that she's pretending so that you can marry her. Question you should ask yourself is this: "If my wife treats me this way, won't I be happy?" When your girlfriend or fiancée serves you food, say "thank you" to her even if you were the one that gave her money to prepare the meal. When having sex with her, compliment her body. If her toto is smelling good, compliment it as you're digging it. "I love how your vagina smells and tastes, give it to me baby. I love fucking you my love" Say those things. It would boost her self confidence and feel appreciated and valued. I didn't say that you should go and moaning ooo. That's a feminine behavior. If toto too sweet you, keep calm and enjoy it. You groan, you don't moan. Don't always feel like you're a man and feel too big or proud to compliment and appreciate your woman. Then once in a while, dash her money. Not because you're paying her for sex, but because women love money. It's how you give her that matters, not what you give her. Start practicing these things and thank me later. End.

Not everyone is w!red, prepared, or built for the kind of relationship they dream of and hope for. — Lady says

You are feeding your parents with blood money and calling it grace. Your mother is praying for her successful son with the money you stole from another mother who is currently crying herself to sleep. You’ve turned your family home into a warehouse of stolen blessings. Do you think a house built on tears can ever be a home of peace? You are bringing a spiritual debt into your household that your children’s children will still be paying for. Stop now before the work you are doing today becomes the curse that consumes your family tomorrow. A real man brings honor to his father's name, a coward brings a Lexus and a hidden shame. Quit while you still have a shred of dignity. Stop doing yahoo.

@jon_d_doe 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

90% of the people that I have blocked are still following me. But most of them have learned their lessons. They are now silent followers.

A moment's silence for anyone who missed Paris vs Bayern München 😶 #UCL

@MrMeekhano Happy Birthday to Chief! 🥂

Birthday Mate 🥂 Happy birthday to us More good life congratulations 🎉 🙏

@oyemwen__ Happy Birthday to you! 🎂🥂 Enjoy this chapter of hours to the fullest. Welcome to the 3rd floor! 🎉🎊

30 on the 30th!!!!!! Happy birthday to me!