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@MetaReflexive *notices bulge* UwU

reminds me of this passage in the prehistory of the far side

@65myaman73 They chimp out over perceived slights and the government reacts accordingly. It would be real easy to throw fits over wrongs against us and effect change... But it's just not happening.

Setting aside the reality that they're just going to summon the rest of the troop to stomp on your skull anyway, what is the logic behind "I'm allowed to escalate from words to fists, but you're not allowed to escalate from fists to guns"? Seems arbitrary.

@ironsoll @TheRodged Before they batted in their league Now they want to genøcide all manlets

@TheRodged tall people look more powerful and imposing, don't kid yourself

Height being so important for female preferences is something that was legitimately fabricated from women being able to communicate with each other on the Internet. It was a rapid social contagion reinforced by peer pressure. This should terrify you.

@RealPostFolder The correct framing is, they were willing to ruin their kids life over 2200 dollars.

@kuchibavibes @Mreggllly @HuntressSellia >some Vast majority.

@Mreggllly @HuntressSellia that’s not transphobic at all, some straights just prefer to date cis people. it’s just like trans people could prefer to only date other trans people (t4t). it’s a preference, like I personally would want to be with a cis woman but that doesn’t mean I hate trans people.

I know the middle one is some pedo shit but what the hell are the ones on the sides, dream stans and... pornhub?

@forthecivicgood Living in a NOG (Nìgger Occupation Government)

The state is literally trying to murder Chud for saying nigger. Looks like the state is acting like a nigger to me

@mattvanswol >This was the THIRD attack on the home in FIVE DAYS. They probably should have had a different game plan by that point...

🚨OH. MY. GOSH!!! A 19-year-old girl is DE*D after a man with FOUR PRIOR ARRESTS... including for ASSAULTING WOMEN... FIRED A SHOTGUN through her front door in broad daylight... ...HOURS LATER he came back and M*RDERED HER OUTSIDE HER OWN HOME. Her name was Camariya Tidwell, she was just 19 years old. Doorbell video shows Sean Hubbard, 34, of Clover NC, calmly walking up to Camariya's home and BLASTING a shotgun through the screen door in BROAD DAYLIGHT. The family called police, the police searched for him, but could not find him. He came back that night and m*rdered Camariya outside her own home. This was the THIRD attack on the home in FIVE DAYS. Hubbard has been arrested FOUR times before, including for ASSAULTING WOMEN... PURE EVIL!!!!! Please pray for Camariya's family. WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh he's a dude?

@gantry_the1991 @Andrew_Maj42 Being deeply broken in a way free housing, money, education, and therapy can't even help.

@Andrew_Maj42 Apart from drug use what else can easily get you to be homeless in America

Some homeless individuals deliberately choose locations where they feel safest, prioritizing security over comfort in their daily survival. This choice reflects deeper realities often overlooked in public discourse. Understanding it is key to compassionate, effective solutions. 🛡️❤️

@Traci_Salz @greg16676935420 Nothing beats home cooking (ordering bulk Sysco to my house)

@greg16676935420 Why is no one talking about the fact that the difference between restaurants these days is who can heat up Sysco the best?

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

@yacineMTB Really nailing my bulking routine.

When you meet your friend who obviously got fatter and ask him if he's been working out. Hey man you look bigger have you been working out

@Lordmiles Always regrettable when I let it auto play the next video, so I always close out early.

You can’t scroll videos using the X equivalent of insta reels because it’s just a bunch of African accounts posting movie clips to farm ad revenue

@toothybj What happens if you just jerk off to a succubus

@Boingleberry @agentassburgers Not eating that goyslop is purely beneficial

@agentassburgers You white snowmonkeys wouldn't be able to order at McDonald's lmao

@i_zzzzzz They never just took a picture of hamburger. They had to elaborately set it up / use non foods to make it look nicer.

Pretty weird to live in a world where computer generating a burger is cheaper than getting a picture of a real one

@AttorneyCrump I hope you catch the black people that did this 😮‍💨

A historic Black cemetery in Palmetto, Florida, was vandalized, with graves damaged and “Trump” and “DeSantis” spray-painted across tombstones. Our ancestors deserve dignity in life and in death. Desecrating sacred burial grounds is hateful, painful, and unacceptable. We must protect Black history and honor the families impacted by this cruelty.

@Michaeldudufudu "incompetent to stand trial" is just code for "the judge wants white people dead".

Is "incompetend to stand trial" just code for "the judge wants white people dead"?

@JoelWebbon >the black man is still alive huge tactical mistake

Chud's bail is $1,250,000 for shooting a black man who attacked him. The black man is still alive. Karmelo Anthony's bail was $250,000 for stabbing Austin Metcalf unprovoked. Austin is dead and buried. “Black Privilege” is one of the biggest problems in America.

@SCHIZO_FREQ "Anyhow I'm going to take this for the rest of my life because the doctor keeps giving it to me"

Throughout my tenure online, people have tried to tell me that doctors "forced" SSRIs on people for "literally no reason" I'd assumed this was an exaggeration, but a woman I know was just given a cymbalta prescription "Why? You're not depressed" "Well, the doctor said it can also be used to treat chronic pain" "But you don't have chronic pain either?" "Yeah, that part confused me as well." ???

@marcorandazza It must be flat (to cut down on plastic waste)

Come up with ways that a tech company, government agency, or university administrator could fuck up the checkout divider.