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@KingOPumpkin pickup lines that work every time

@honeyshatred twin what is this

pickup lines that work everytime: 1. lemme fart on it 2. wanna pee together? 3. do you wanna watch me eat 6 Popeyes biscuits without any butter 4. I’ll give you two dollars

@KingOPumpkin bored

@honeyshatred twin what is this bruh

cute date ideas: 1. i step on you with my goth mommy boots 2. we play pokemon together and i beat you to death every time you win 3. i go completely insane and you have to talk me out of jumping 4. karaoke

@4headofDojima i have inquired in your inbox if you’d like to move forward with receiving the video

@honeyshatred I have not infact. But I do desire to look apon they footage and review it, I would indeed enjoy to partake in the email offer. -non evil intentions ravioli horse

@honeyshatred hi

getting a verified checkmark tattooed on my ass thanks elon

@4headofDojima dear @4headofDojima , thank you for your regards and acknowledgement that i’m suffering. have you ever seen that video of the guy who climbed his wall horizontally and started twerking? was pretty interesting. ill attach it to this email for you. warm regards, cubicle horse

@honeyshatred Oh damn @honeyshatred that's awful. I hate knowing you're suffering at the fuck you factory that makes you do your stupid chud job -best regards ravioli horse

@bastard_untamed @4headofDojima who the fuck are you jackass

@honeyshatred @4headofDojima x.com/bastard_untame…

@4headofDojima that’s good to hear @4headofDojima i’m unfortunately working my stupid chud job at the fuck your factory

@honeyshatred I am okay @honeyshatred What are you up too this fine evening

@4headofDojima dw about it nvm

@honeyshatred 😭 the huh

@4headofDojima now i’m thinking about that fartboner post thanks

@honeyshatred Shitgpt Heheh

@4headofDojima no i don’t use shitgpt im unfortunately mentally ill and laugh at stupid things

@honeyshatred Did chat GPT write this

fine leave me on delivered for two hours and ill leave you on delivered for 2 mins as revenge

just verbally said “yaaaayyyyy!!” to my coworker and he sat in silence. i think i can feel myself perishing

i hate when i get so attached to someone i start memorising their schedule and wait for them to come back

the first solution i think of whenever something goes slightly wrong

why cant people just tell me what im doing wrong instead of abandoning me

finding out ur friend doesnt like u as much as u like them Sucks

idk how to flirt so i just become more annoying than usual