Hooboy!

@contempterus @DanteOhara00 @Viejo_Cubano You cant have guns in Europe twat

@DanteOhara00 @Viejo_Cubano Bro fuck that owner and the dog. I would have shot it more than once that’s for sure.

It’s my mom’s birthday today! Everyone wish her a happy birthday💕

I wanted y’all to view how much hate there is in our country even when you’re polite and ask people not to display hate they can’t help themselves. Lord bless them all and create in them a pure heart. 🙏🏾💯

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night. It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me. Sad and embarrassed and exhausted. Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one. People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room. Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old. He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second. That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed. There is a name for it. So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers. The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin. And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride. Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was. And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving. Just another joke at our expense.

@DeionSanders @Realrclark25 @CameronNewton @RGIII

Saturday morning just thinking what if @Realrclark25 @CameronNewton & @RGIII had their own Show that spoke about football and other topics! Wow that would be a Show Show! What y’all think? Be honest and no Hate! Express thoughts without hate. Thank You. #Prime

@WillAttract Button your shirt, whore.

You talking bout the girls who go to med school to learn this?

@PuckReportNHL Paul Coffey signed with philly

explain in nhl terms (accepting wrong answers)

@ickisfamous @Sierra96Davis You said it made you gag you vapid retard

@Sierra96Davis never said there was anything wrong with the date

maybe i'm the problem cos this message made me gag

@TarynNHatcher How was Risto in bed?

Well hot damn!

@jfishman17 @saquon @KingJames there's a course on the stone?

@saquon @KingJames Round on me at Stone Harbor Golf Club whenever you two want

Welcome to the city! Let me know when you tryna tee it up 🏌🏽⛳️ @KingJames

@KevinCooney No one asked you shit

Honestly, I've tired of the LeBron thing. Plus other thoughts in the Weekender. Subscribe to the Substack now: open.substack.com/pub/kevincoone…

@zannymb @elonmusk You got verbally murdered

I sat down with @ElonMusk for The Insider this week. We discussed the future of AI—but also his foray into politics and his attitude towards Europe. Our exchange was extended and at times heated. Tune in on Thursday at 6pm London time (1pm New York): bit.ly/4fsnd9Q

@TheEconomist @elonmusk @zannymb Your girl got annihilated

.@elonmusk says zero people died from DOGE cuts to USAID. The billionaire CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, in his own words, helped feed the policy to the woodchipper last year, when he was the head of America’s Department of Government Efficiency. In an exclusive interview, @zannymb, The Economist’s editor-in-chief, challenges his claims: bit.ly/3RNqFnH

@JennPellegrino @elonmusk Easier just to say shes a dumb bitch

@rbmann21 @2ToneShawn Hi, youre retarded.

@2ToneShawn Real estate is boomer wealth creation. We got the stock market. I’m just old enough to have witnessed the transition. It’s wild you can open your phone and buy and sell stocks basically for free. That didn’t exist 25 years ago

Your house doubles from $500,000 to $1 million. You think you made $500,000. Cool. Now sell it and try buying the same house for $500,000 You can't-because every comparable house doubled too. The dollar number went up. Your purchasing power stayed in the same place.

@CBSNews Said the bartender

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said Thursday that Sen. Mitch McConnell's (R-KY) five-week absence from Congress and lack of response to Gov. Andy Beshear's (D-KY) request for an update on his health "conveys a very disturbing inability to fulfill his duties." "I understand that people have a right to medical privacy to deal with their issues, but we do not have the right to disappear from our jobs without explanation," she said. "I don't think any American has ever experienced the ability to just leave your job for over a month with no explanation to your employer."

@libsoftiktok @NYCMayor Aloha snack bar!

@NYCMayor I’m sure he will be invited to dinner at your house soon

I have been briefed on today’s horrifying stabbings on the Upper West Side, where an Asian man and a Jewish man were attacked. According to witness and victim statements, the perpetrator yelled “Allahu Akbar” during both attacks. I am relieved that both victims are in stable condition. The NYPD responded immediately and arrested Raul Morales in connection with both assaults—and I am grateful to the officers for their swift response. The NYPD’s initial investigation suggests that mental health may have been a factor. They are also evaluating these stabbings as potential hate crimes. These hateful and despicable attacks have no place in our city.

@NYCMayor bros first name is Mayor? lol

If you have a second home in New York City worth more than $5M, check your mailbox when you’re back in the five boroughs — because you've got mail. Today, we sent notification letters to property owners, letting them know that our new pied-à-terre tax is coming soon. The best city in the world deserves the best parks, libraries, and schools in the world. That's only possible when we all pay our fair share.

@TyLawson3 I see you still haven't learned English.

This the wildest and more racist shit I been thru

@OrwellDay Could this be well intended but poorly implemented? If cameras are protecting kids parks from muslims and pedos (same thing) im kinda ok with it

3 Flock Cameras Surveil a Single Children's Park