Meryn 🍉

jumping off is for chumps

really cool but really niche?

@AshleyFromWW they’re a funny little guy

@hope_spl i like that conkdor is on my screen haha

Tarzan master?

[SHOCKING NEWS] 😱 ⚡️ It would seem BOTH Arcadia Sky and Terra absolutely LOVE to play peach beach!! The love for the track in the team is truly something beautiful!! 🏖️ If your own team ends up playing Arcadia, make sure you play peach beach so everyone in the room is happy!

@cpe198 koopa nooooooo

“if you never try it you’ll never know if it works” - someone probably

They murdered her and then celebrated on camera with her blood still drying on the airbag.

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

insane behavior by the red shell here

リッターほんまにおもんない死ね消えろクソゴミカス陰キャバトルにまともに関与しないカスがネチネチネチネチしつこいわ対面の邪魔ばっかりしやがってお前がいなければ二度も不穏になってへんねん楽しかったねで終わってんお前はなんなん？空気読まんなナワバリもエリアもヤグラもガチホコもアサリもリッターのせいでクソおもんないねんデスペナ付けてるやつは100倍おもんない安全圏からネチネチネチネチペナルティ付けてて面白いですか？特にナワバリでデスペナリッター使ってるやつはなんなん？練習ならまだしもデスペナ付けてる時点で相手に嫌な思いさせたろって気満々やん本当に気持ち悪いなリアルで友達いるんですか？ずっとリッターの射線を気にしながら戦うバトルが面白いですか？それに加えて3のステージはなんなん？マサバにクサヤにオープンなステージばっかでほんまに優遇されてるよな、初期のナメロウマテガイとかホンマに酷い、そして許せないのがタラポートショッピングパーク。あれはなんなの？バカに作らせたの？背景ばっかり詰め込みやがってステージはスカスカとかどんなお笑い？やる気ないやろ改修工事でやっと改心したかと思えば何あれ？裏取りにも使えない謎の補助足場、何を思って工事したん？マサバも思ったけど本当に裏取り足場作る気ないよな、リッターは裏抜けに弱いからねー、そりゃ不快ですよね、だからステージに裏抜け作る意味無いよねってか死ねクソが、サモランもゴミだよな、リッター使いのクソ気持ち悪い性格を全面に出す性能してる遠くからオオモノ打って気持ちよくなってるだけ納品させる気ないだろ本当に野良がリッター持ってるサモランってクソつまらん、対人だけじゃなくサモランまでつまらなくするのもう1種の才能だろガチで消せよクソ陰キャしか使わないリッターとかいうゴミみたいな棒きれ強くないとかじゃなくお前がスプラトゥーンをおもんなくしてることを自覚しろクソが死ね

didn’t think knowing how to do this would actually come in handy lol

ok but what if you need to pee

Don't just follow the pendulum to where it swings, mirroring its movements, introspection must be done to address our reactive natures.

weaponizing people's empathy is a sick thing to do

I would highly encourage ALL people in the Splatoon Community to read this. If you have ever Supported Gem / Squid School in the past and heard about the serious allegations put against him. I personally believe he is innocent and I think its such a shame that this escalated this far to the level that it did.

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain... docs.google.com/document/d/179…

somebody call an ambulance

I love Shy Guy Bazaar :))

Master of All? More like Master of All Ls