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@vaquera_bayarea Now THAT is a great sign. Absolutely great. So is the occasion, of course: congratulations, Madame Graduate!

Class of 2026 🙂‍↕️🎓❤️

@GillFernandez1 Well then: happy birthday! 😊

It's my birthday.

@buttholefactory So you're overqualified, but not *that* overqualified? Well then: congratulations on having grabbed that job offer. Even if it is, you know, beneath you...

They offered me the job

@angelasjaded I'm very sorry to know of this recent death. As you say, these are by no means ho-hum circumstances. Time is needed, to adjust to the way the world now is. 😕

Someone I loved died so I may be quiet for a little while as I take some time to process I'm here just feeling a lot

@WillieHandler Oh no! Noooooooooooo! 😮

Been feeling a little grumpy , achy and run down lately, so I Googled my symptoms to see what I might have. It's old age. I've got old age!

@pyewack3t Oh, yeah--you almost forgot to mention this? One can see why, so mundane as the circumstance is. Completely everyday, really... 🤨 But since you've let it slip now: congratulations!

oh yeah random update!! Graduated with my masters today :3 PhD is nextttt

@hrjidle Pardon me, but there are no "lowkey" bachelor's degrees. Only ones that justify whooping, hollering, and proud smiles. Congratulations!

that one oomf who lowkey has a bachelors degree

@shrpstsmile So from now on there's always a doctor in the house when you're around. Very cool: congratulations!

Officially with a Dr. in front of my name👩‍⚕️🩷

@justdavenow89 🙋‍♂️

Who had the COVID vaccine and had zero side effects except for a sore arm and feeling little rough for a day

@kay16980 That cake is amazing--even though it's not topped by nearly enough candles. Oh well: happy birthday!

41 laps around the sun. ☀️

@StrokinBitch 31 now, is it? So many, many years in your dish! Amazing you still can manage to get up in the morning. But since you can--happy birthday!

obligatory birthday selfie since I’m officially old 💀 cheers to year 31 🤍😜

@Reeseforsure Good morning then, Real Reese. Happy Friday eve.

Good morning real ones of the internet 🫶🏻

@librarylesbo Good pics, and happy occasion. Congratulations, Madame Graduate!

Got some grad pics back 🤗

@caroline_31368 Great way to celebrate the occasion! Happy birthday. 😊

Birthday girl 🎉🎂🥳

@littleredyarn Very well done indeed! Congratulations!

"She believed she could, so she did."

@TheaLanden I'm trying to believe that this is sexy in some way or other. Really I am. But it's just....not....working.

There is tree jizz all over my car and it's also getting in my eyes and throat 😭

@JaneMcNally_ Awesome x 2. Congratulations (x 2).

@AngelinaReagan7 Yes, child, some of us old codgers were alive way back then. Hard to believe, I know.

Was anyone alive for the 200 Anniversary? 1976??? 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@AtwinGracie2002 Well *I* think it's tragic, myself. I mean, none for a week? A week!? When you've made it part of your vibe? C'mon now! You have standards to uphold here, y'know.

I havent had mac and cheese in like a week and I think that's ridiculous

@arjnation Well, then I lowkey congratulate you. ((Way to go!))

oh also I lowkey graduated from grad school