@AndrewHilaryUS Sorry for your loss but I hope you ate it at the reception and not during the actual funeral.
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enky-doo
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This is my cat, A single meatball at a funeral
𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫@Matt_Pinner
You have to name him the last thing you ate
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@willmenaker We don’t talk enough about how he’s never touched a drop and has never had a dog.
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Hard to do him in based on the ONE human and relatable thing he ever did
Rick Wilson@TheRickWilson
Please don’t send this to @realdonaldtrump or his family members. It would be wrong to remind everyone he was a 5-time draft dodger and a coward.
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@francis__wolf Can’t believe I’m standing up for anybody like that but in retrospect from 2026, what really could have been done then? (Assuming you’re talking about the Russia investigation.)
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RIP robert mueller you were famous for accomplishing absolutely nothing
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I like the idea that he’d been on some kind of special investigation spree, and it’s now come to a merciful end.
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein
lmao
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@tom_on_here im the 56th guy to own this account. The last guy killed him self because of comments like this. But go on and get your little posts off
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Sold his account for this crap smh
wint@dril
thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
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@intellegint I think a very good portion of them are on the spectrum, and that kind of extreme altruism actually kind of fits with their world view.
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Dodgers fans consume extraordinary amount of calories on game day new study finds trib.al/iLRFv6a
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@LAtweets22 All these guys grew up in the Perfect Game world. I’m sure it takes them back to playing tournaments as kids, where you make close friends quickly from the intense competition - moreso than their MLB team. I don’t think it’s the patriotism/Navy SEAL part.
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@horpht It's hard for me to say. I haven't loved a new movie in a while but who knows if that's because they actually are shittier or I'm just older.
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@SuisizeMe I don’t mean loving movies/an award show (my gf hosted a party at our house yesterday, haha), I mean all the *discourse*. Movies don’t seem like art at all. It’s so transparently corporate now and anything that seems meaningful is commodified/part of a brand.
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@horpht I think it's sports for people who don't give a shit about sports.
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I cried several times watching Frankenstein if you even care
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Where should I buy decent quality but inexpensive towels?
Various sizes appreciated, but esp large pls
Need to be able to withstand all the brutal scrubbing and soakings of urine and feces
At times perhaps often, followed by periods of less frequent use for cleaning the poopies
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whatever happened to class
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
Hudson Williams on what fans can expect from ‘HEATED RIVALRY’ Season 2: “Sex.”
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The moment everything went wrong.
𝒮𝒪𝒩𝒩𝒴 𝒮𝐸𝐻𝑅𝒜 ੴ@sonnysehra
“picking poindexter” by richard sargent (1959)
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