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@eddiepepitone Preemptive statement on the inevitable succession* #idontcarehowtheydoitincalifonia

Trump says we have the cleanest air. Please visit California, it’s like being a chimney sweep in a Julie Andrews musical.

@jasminkaset Ya ole crack’ead

@morgan_murphy You love yourself?

I’m not watching but thought I’d just type into the void for the 5th year in a row, for no reason at all, and with no goal in mind other than having said it again, that I fucking hate him

Com’on!

@AndersLumina @nathanthegoff @DougStanhope @bertkreischer @TallentSam @tomsegura Bigoted fuck needs to wash that chlorine off.

@nathanthegoff @DougStanhope @bertkreischer @TallentSam @tomsegura They say he smells like shit as well.

I left an excoriating voice message to @bertkreischer regarding him failing to record the last missing chapter for @TallentSam's epic standup comedy novel's audio version. And still no response. Should have asked @tomsegura.

@ChristinaP See what happens when you open your stupid face, Christine?

All the Mehgans of the world are weeping tonight. YMH is controversial!

@DougStanhope Good stuff

This was so much fun.

@DougStanhope Damn ole cutie

Still hoping we can keep this dog without him eating my cat Meatwig. His name is down to two. I will post a poll as a reply.

@morgan_murphy @DougStanhope Y’all sweet*

@DougStanhope if you just keep adding to what you want you’ll eventually get to the truth, which is that you want to see me recover and be happy-ish because you care about your friends even when you’re afraid to admit it. ♥️

Got in a lil trouble cuz I’m supposed to call the nurses if I unplug myself to get up. Welp, I unplugged my vital beeps, forgot to call, and this is me trying to explain I was up doing something VERY important (putting this shirt on a chair so I could watch with a “friend.”) 😬😔

@BillyStrings 🔥🔥🔥

F6

@bobbyleelive @stylebender #hasheratagurafreerudy

@bobbyleelive @stylebender I am currently watching the new podcast. How dare you yell at rudy(spelling correct? Ah, fuck it) about making a “callback”?!?! She’s trying!!!!

He’s clinical, bright, and is one of the greatest. Wow. @stylebender #ufc253

@ClaesLarsson7 @limolady311 @normmacdonald Fuck-twat*

Pray for the speedy recovery of the President and the First Lady. If prayer is beyond your moral scope, then at least find it in your heart not to laugh.

@elboneman @normmacdonald Lol fuck-twat

@normmacdonald Gd- I love you, norm.❤️

@davidcrosss Lol yeah, Rona is definitely comparable to AIDS. Jump off your soapbox and put that energy into a new season of Wonder Showzen, before I have A FUckiNG MELTDOwneoendodneoensosnsojnnn!!!

So this is really no different from when people knowingly infect(ed) someone with A.I.D.S right? And we should treat them accordingly yes? So prison terms for all of them

@brendonwalsh Fruit cake en route*

My grandfather died on the operating table having a rib removed so he could suck his own dick. #RIP

@AmmoniumNitrat1 @BrentTerhune Lol “britches” may be the hard one to translate. Southern spin on “breeches”, meaning trousers er sum such shit

Proud Boy speaks out

@tomsegura @Marcuskingband *Strictly in regards to the “heavy” section(the shows overall were tremendous😘)

@tomsegura @Marcuskingband Watching this now, and I agree that you guys need to step it up on these live shows. If I’m not puking, what the hell am I paying $11 for? I can see that shit coming from Christine, but I expected more out of you Tom. Tighten that belt, Jean.

The great @Marcuskingband is on the podcast today! Full ep: youtu.be/dY818rfsJkk