Jose Sanchez

me and the girl I met on vacation six years ago and haven't spoken to since faithfully watching each other's instagram stories

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

Drink water, wash your hands, and don't buy all the toilet paper like last time

Just updated my resume. Spirit Airlines 12/10/17-05/01/2026 Senior Advisor

Are we ready to admit we shoulda kept cable instead of paying for 10 different streaming apps? 😭😭 It’s gotten OUTTA HAND

‘INVINCIBLE’ returns with Season 5 next year. The voice acting for the season is already complete.

@mariovldzx Beef

what’s good to watch on Netflix i think atp i watched everything lmao

Thank you @nytimes for this incredible honor. All I ever wanted to be known as, before anything else, is a songwriter. Being in the company of the genius songwriters on this list is an honor all on its own. Thank you @danamo for the illuminating interview, and @VictoriaMonet for your beautifully generous words. It means more than you know.

num dia vc ta assistindo esse filme e de repente boom vc tem mesmo 30 anos

‘13 going on 30’ was released 22 years ago today

if my highschool dl was getting married i’d do that too

idk how to explain it but he’s giving Jamie Lee Curtis dowwwnnnn

Avatar x Pokemon by @OhKayArt

The first trailer for DC's ‘CLAYFACE’ has been released. In theaters on October 23.

First trailer for ‘EVIL DEAD BURN.’ In theatres on July 10.

Only one chance in this lifetime… Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him. I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

First trailer for ‘FOCKER IN-LAW’, starring Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro and Ariana Grande. In theaters on November 25.

‘THE WHITE LOTUS’ Season 4 is officially in production.

tax lady said I owe $2000 and still charged me $120 to tell me that

New teaser for 'Focker In-Law.' In theaters November 25.