Chive ON! 🌿

On January 10th, an account that I follow asked the question circled in the screenshot below. Above it, you can see my response. I was insta-banned for two weeks, no appeal. Elmo doesn't believe in free speech, only servitude. You can sell it here, just don't say it.

Some people use the Force… 🤨 I prefer a well-timed toast and a five-year mission. 🥂 May the Fourth be with you… if you must but let’s be honest; I’ve been boldly going since before it was cool. 😉🚀

@two_down_auto @karinchenoweth

@karinchenoweth weird...the leftists and dems in CA are calling for munis to be mown under to build houses.....pick a lane

Working people play golf there. It's one of the only places in the area working people can afford to play golf. Speaking as a non-golfer, this is really shameful.

@TheStingisBack You silly, silly man.😅

May The 4th Be With You - A Sting Cut

@MLBShotsFired Wow! Water sure is expensive in Detroit 🤪

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

@donscot23 @SpencerHakimian @naseemak27

@SpencerHakimian @naseemak27 What a fucking idiot. Do Americans not see what an absolute fool they have as president, he’s an embarrassment to US and a laughing stock around the world. US can no longer be regarded as a leader of the free world. You are a joke.

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@JamesCa54169051 @EdGallrein

@EdGallrein Your not going to D.C to make friends your there to get the Job done. Ed when do you plan on showing up for a debate again?

➡ “He’s gone to Washington, D.C. — he’s burned every bridge, burned the bridge factory, run everybody off the middle bridge that’s a conservative Republican, and that’s why the mainstream media loves him, because he advances their cause,” ➡ “But instead, he served for 14 years and wants an eighth term,” Gallrein said. “He’s also got a severe case of the Trump Derangement Syndrome like the radical Democrats, that he actively votes against our best interests, our nation, our party and our families.” 📖 linknky.com/elections/2026…

@historyinmemes Trump could have turned that into pennies.

In his will, Benjamin Franklin gifted Boston and Philadelphia $2,000 each, directing that the money be invested and left untouched for 200 years. When the funds were finally released in 1990, Franklin’s long-term plan had turned them into roughly $6.5 million.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) has jokes that should’ve died decades ago and somehow they still get quoted like brand new punchlines. Few comedies have ever committed this hard to absolute nonsense with such serious dedication.

Folks, we need to not only need to Make Common Sense Common Again? We need to Make Simple Human DECENCY Common Again. Btw, calling somebody HITLER simply because you disagree politically DOES NOT QUALIFY!

@MarcoFoster_ @FmrRepMTG @mtgreenee

Marjorie Taylor Greene: “To actually be asked by the president to back off and not help [Epstein survivors] — that’s when MAGA died. That’s when the entire thing shattered for me. We spent 8 weeks shut down. By the way, that was to stop the Epstein resolution from getting a House vote. That’s what that shutdown was about”

@VictorC27464831 @CollinRugg Never forget Gype, Yuen, Go

@CollinRugg Time to call that famous law firm.... Dewey, Soo, M and Howe

JUST IN: Baltimore bakery truck struck by a United Airlines plane coming in for a landing at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey. According to local reports, the plane was a United Airlines Boeing 767-400. Senior vice president of Transportation & Logistics at H&S Bakery, Chuck Paterakis, says the driver was headed from Baltimore to New Jersey when he was hit. The driver suffered minor injuries, according to Fox Baltimore. "Our maintenance team is evaluating damage to the aircraft and we will investigate how this occurred," a United spokesperson said.

Breaking NYT: Rudy Giuliani is in a Florida hospital in critical condition, according to his spokesman. nytimes.com/2026/05/03/nyr…

@draloneboy Wonder why?

John Fetterman's had a 108 pt drop in his net approval with PA Dems since 2023. His net rating is -40 pt net approval with them. His net popularity with his own party is worse than all senators who lost a primary this century. There's no historical analog to his unpopularity.

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@stats_feed Are we solving for x?

230-220x(1÷2)=

@Noirchick1 Gene Tierney as Ellen Berent in 'Leave Her to Heaven' (1945)

Who was the most evil character in film?

@VoteMarsha @realDailyWire Evil woman

Redrawing the lines is essential to making Tennessee America’s conservative leader. The legislature must reconvene as soon as possible. Read my @realDailyWire op-ed here: dailywire.com/news/marsha-bl…

Austin Powers (29 today) is a postmodern treasure trove. The Fembots are a perfect mashup/parody of 60s spy tropes: the robot doubles in 1967’s Casino Royale, the “Angels of Death” from On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, and the Machine Gun Bra from 1965’s The 10th Victim.