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@JettAVFC_ Never seen cucking on this level.

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

FULL-TIME: #NUFC ⚫️⚪️ 3-0 #AVFC 🟣🔵 Newcastle United batter Aston Villa... again. Three #EPL wins in a row. Up to 5th. Things have well-and-truly clicked. #NEWAVL

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For the first time in his career, Lamine Yamal did not attempt a single dribble in a UCL game.

@BetMGMUK #derbyday

Time flies 😅

Congratulations to 11-year-old William Osula from Denmark, winner of today's MU Soccer Schools World Skills Final.

hey @iran i know who is hiding nuclear weapons

@HancockAnalysis Won’t do a doc with luke Bennett or beavo tho. Speaks volumes.

Need to fill in a spreadsheet by 2pm and found myself opening TikTok after filling in 4 rows

@rjNUFC Did some research. Not much to do. But in Howe's full seasons here, we've had 29 cup draws. (2 leg draws counting as 1 for this) 20 of them have been all PL ties (at the time of the draw) 9 of those 20 have been against the Sky 6.

Opta Phyllis 📈- Newcastle United have won more games at Tottenham Hotspur’s stadium since it opened in 2019, than Tottenham have won games there this season.

Liverpool losing and I don’t even care because Newcastle are getting relegated

That is a 73 year old man you horrible bullies

howe seeing the 9mm in Al Rumayaan’ right hand in their next meeting

@Blocking104 white people this black people that we all cum the same colour you fucking bum let's just love each other

That Bernardo Silva MOTM performance on Tuesday