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"they should have to eat goat meat" Our neighbor about children

@Sec_Noem Fuck off.

We have confirmation that the shooter at Annunciation Catholic School in Minneapolis, MN was a 23 year-old man, claiming to be transgender. This deranged monster targeted our most vulnerable: young children praying in their first morning Mass of the school year. This deeply sick murderer scrawled the words ‘For the Children’ and ‘Where is your God?’ and ‘Kill Donald Trump’ on a rifle magazine. This level of violence is unthinkable. Our deepest prayers are with the children, parents, families, educators, and Christians everywhere. We mourn with them, we pray for healing, and we will never forget them.

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Clawing my way to the end of the school year today

"You're not milking my sausage fingers"

These next 7 hours cannot go by fast enough.

@LeadingReport So a majority of Americans have been lied to for almost a decade so they continue to believe the false information he pushes. Fixed it for you

BREAKING: Majority of Americans who watched Trump’s speech believe the president’s policies will move the U.S. in the right direction by a margin of 32 points, per CNN poll.

Ffs wear a mask! We share a space! I can't get sick unless I want a hospital trip! Or stay home, I don't care!

(I love you @ASingularYike )

So unfair that the girl i had the BIGGEST crush on in high school is married to a woman and I am married to a man 😭😭😭😭😭

Just learned that stardew valley is a metroidvania

I come on Twitter, it makes me sad, mad, disillusioned, hopeless. Back to bluesky 😴

Love telling a telehealth doc exactly what's wrong and the treatment i know I need, just for them to say "Oh, go to the ER" Big plot twist, the ER prescribed the meds i knew i needed but now I need to pay for a fucking ER visit.

Like, they're a rough group. And today we had no recess. This is just not going to go my way today

Would rather do anything than teach this next class

I'd be better off hiding in the lounge and pretending I'm not here today.

I get to teach the same 30 minute lesson 4 times today. Now you might think that it'll be easy, unfortunately, it's also a full moon today.

This is painful to watch 😂

Samuel and his mom are absolutely the embodiment of "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree"

Not my husband walking into the room singing "with your jar of bugs" because he has a literal jar of edible crickets