look at the stars 🍉

I think they don’t use real butter & I once saw amitabh bachchan here.

@ZiddiNaagrik @TVKVijayHQ Delhi’s CM Mrs Rekha Gupta also asked the same but it didn’t work.

This is what alternative politics should look like. Tamil Nadu CM Vijay’s strict directive to prohibit posters, flex boards, and giant cutouts in public spaces. His party, TVK, has also issued a strict warning to party workers, stating that disciplinary action will be taken against anyone who violates the directive. A great precedent! 💯

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

Bhopal’s sky is crazy

@com4tablyyynumb You’ll lose another oomf soon💔

Hinge match randomly asked about my dating history in the middle of our conversation

hate when i leave the house in my idgaf clothes and then i start to gaf

"On my knees? Here, in public??"

@KartiPC @NTA_Exams You should also shut down all the shopping malls since there might be a theft in one of them. And close the roads because I heard someone was speeding.

encontrar una obsesion cuando estas en pleno episodio depresivo

दिल से कहा भूल जाओ उसे, दिल ने बोला तू दिल से कहता ही नहीं ।

You just created a million Savarkirks

2030: can my AI chat with your AI?

@6drinkamy_ AC coach me travel na karu. Infact us side mai jana he nahi chahta hu lekin 2 waqt ki roti na jaane kya kya karwayegi, kahan kahan le jayegi 😔

Microdosing hell by travelling in sleeper coach in Bihar

@6drinkamy_ My TL

Bye my twitter hostages, thanks for staying through the crashout! I'll see you later!

A rare W