JEZMUNDOOOO!!

@anon_opin Unless you have a child on the spectrum, you have no cause to pontificate, you odd, sad person.

80% of Special Educational Needs cases are due to shit parenting, not the kids themselves. Obviously there are some deserving cases but your kid hasn't got ADHD, you just stuck them on an Ipad all the time because you couldn't be arsed to interact with them.

@anon_opin 'erbs

The way Americans pronounce "Monty Python" is a crime against nature.

Folding just smears it around. Only scrunching ensures that it all gets scraped out.

@KingZip30 @oelma__ My Son is called George. My kids are proud Afro Europeans and no shit is taken. This was 10 years ago. I can't believe this shit continues. Be well my friend.

@KingZip30 @oelma__ Fuck man. Where do you live? I'm from Liverpool, UK. Britain's second oldest Black city. By Great, Great Grandfather was an African slave. He was freed in Liverpool. The slavers named him George. He became an engineer in the Merchant Navy. Every generation has had a George.

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@oelma__ Your Periods, Pregnancy and Menopause.

@AntiWokeMemes Leave her be. The World has bigger fish to fry at the moment.

Is Greta Thunberg a Communist or a Retard?

@otokyo__ The heart says yes, but the brain says get a life!!

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@dirk7890 Who could ever forget?

Remember him 📸

@honeymoon250 Interstellar.

Name one

@chefsevenn 1 and 1.5 2 is too milky.

How do you like your coffee? ☕ Choose between 1-7!

@oelma__ The dirty fucking twats.

If this was a band, what would they be called 🤔

@anon_opin I really must add that 90% of my American passengers were an utter joy to have in my care. When I'm getting selfies and fistbumps on the last day, I know I'm doing ok.

@anon_opin Coach driver here. The only folk I've ever known to moan are from the states. Mind you, it's not confined to Stonehenge.

People who moan that Stonehenge is a boring visitor attraction - what exactly were you expecting? It's some stones arranged in a circle in a field. Surely you know this?

Anyone that uses a vacuum cleaner on a non-carpeted floor is the personification of what ails the modern world. Use a nice quiet broom you utter twat.

@fesshole Nothing sorts out radiation sickness quite like Flufloxacillin.

If I get prescribed antibiotics from the doctor, unless it's life threatening I store them in the cupboard. It's short term inconvenience, but when the apocalypse happens, zombie or otherwise, I'll be sitting on a trading goldmine.

@moanaparte You've struck cartoon gold!

@hppybusdriver It's pretty much half of the famous men from the 1970s given a few tweaks here and there.

Before I put the beard on this and transform it into a not very accurate portrait of Noel Edmonds, I'm thinking of asking both the Keith Chegwin Fan Club and the David Cassidy Fan Club if they need any new pictures of their idols.

@anon_opin Haha, fuck off.

If you let your grandchildren call you Nanna and Gramps, then it's obvious one of your children has married into the lower classes. Granny and Grandad for lower middle class; Grandma and Grandpa for the upper middle class and above.

@chefsevenn Beer

What drink goes best with this?