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@FSUBrando @stoolpresidente @barstoolsports @VivaLaStool Dave is the best, but every night Michael Jordan played was worth $100 million in sales in the city of Chicago in food and bar sales. So Dave has a large gap to make up.

Joe Rogan: “Dave Portnoy is probably responsible for more pizza sales in this country than any other living human being” @stoolpresidente

@jaylenwordle @DannyJConrad @Katiemoneygrabz You can still be respectful about the award in your jokes.

@hratmsu @DannyJConrad @Katiemoneygrabz Oh no, people might think I’m not being serious about Danny becoming a Medal of Honor recipient

I’ve ghosted the troops, denied desperate soldiers over the phone, texted pleading lieutenants back saying no thank you, but it’s been 4 weeks and I still can’t shake this “April Fools prank” You win @Katiemoneygrabz there I said it. Now please sort this out with your people

@jaylenwordle @DannyJConrad @Katiemoneygrabz You don’t Win the Medal of Honor it’s not a game of checkers. People are awarded it for acts of heroism.

@DannyJConrad @Katiemoneygrabz What if @Katiemoneygrabz April Fools prank is the first domino that eventually leads to @DannyJConrad winnings the Medal of Honor

@VitalVegas You post this knowing it’s going to get antisemitic responses. Kind of bullshit for a guy trying to market Vegas a city built by Jews.

Chatting with a former Venetian gondolier, we learned that when Shelton Adelson rode on the attraction, gondoliers were forbidden from singing “Ave Maria.”

@KathleenWinche3 It lines up with here you parents applied for your number from. Not birth. Plenty of people didn’t get numbers until later in life back in the day.

@TheBourbonDr The 106 proof wheated is as good as any Weller Antique 107. The Rye finished in cherrywood is also great. Mine is a single barrel store pick.

I have a question… As someone who has never tried any Bardstown - Where is a good place to start?

@ClayTravis How to lie with stats. Great book. The middle does all the management and takes all the risk, the bottom does most of the work. The rich get all the spoils. They want to change the system to use taxes in which only the bottom and middle will pay.

Happy Tax Day. The top 1% pays 40% of all income taxes, the top 10% pays 72% and the top 25% pays 87% of all income taxes. Meanwhile the bottom 50% pays ZERO income taxes. For all of you actually paying taxes, do you think your tax dollars are being spent well?

@TheCinesthetic Henry Blake on Mash

What was the saddest death in any TV series?

@Tonysmarkettips Come on, the Portnoy video was a parody. Big Cat has been covering it non stop. He has photos of himself and Kate on page six. Jerry O’Connel is on PMT tomorrow making fun of it.

To recap: 1.) TMZ wouldn’t publish the story even though the price was less than $10k 2.) Barstool openly admits a memo went out saying not to cover this story 3.) All NFL insiders and most major news outlets won’t even mention this story What are some possible theories to explain all this?

@themouthmatusow If his name wasn’t all over the Epstein files then why have they redacted his name out and fought their disclosure? Why did they start a war with Iran to change the headlines? Way too much smoke not to have some flames.

Jan 6 was fake, if they had 1 thing on him in Epstein files they wouldn’t have tried to bankrupt him and jail him! They actually brought up Epstein 4 times in 4 years the Dems. Also every single campaign stop he insisted to he was gonna take out Iran and as far as gas still less then BIDEN AND GROCERYS STILL LESS THEN BIDEN you should prolly find a new news source! With that said he secured the border and got hostages released! ❤️

@Sitdowncrimepod So crappy movie aside. The book lays very clearly that is was Frank, and his evidence on the Hoffa is strong so why are we discounting his confession to this murder. Also actor Jerry Orbach was there and never talked for a reason.

On this day in 1972, on his 43rd birthday Colombo mobster Joseph "Crazy Joe" Gallo was shot multiple times by a gunmen as he and his family had dinner at Umberto's in Little Italy. The gunmen that night was Carmine "Sonny Pinto" DiBiase.

@Mister_Keating Robl is stealing in this line up. Unreal. Only pro. He could win 3 million.

Poker politics - no seat for me today. GL all.

@ArielEpstein In Chicago the Cardinal would special dispensation when St Pattys fell on Friday. Perhaps they can apply for that. For Jews, my grandfather would say Judaism is whatever you make it. So go ahead and have the hotdog.

Tomorrow is Yankees Opening Day. It’s also Passover and Good Friday. The Jews can’t eat bread and the Christians can’t eat meat. What a home opener for us all!

@audavidb Didn’t they set a precedent with Kassouf. Start issuing penalties that will get his attention

Martin screaming every 2 mins. Players complaining (not me) Floor comes and gives him warning He gets up to argue with floor Rinse and repeat 20x a day This is event 3 of a 150 event wsop year Warnings with no consequences Gonna be a long year

@VegasHayls Was it the day both of us were stuck at a $1100 MSPT table with 25 million in earnings. Table was a murders row. A pro player would get knocked out and replaced by another pro with 3-5 million in earnings. Crazy table.

@blingatti @gunslingerbach Prior action? He is UTG plus 1. He is saying one free hand left. His question is he will be all in on small blind. In three hands. So is king queen good enough or will will the bubble burst. I agree if it’s a $5k or higher fold.

@gunslingerbach Depending on prior action, but prob put it in almost regardless.

Love opinions on this one: Stone bubble of a tournament paying 65, probably 2x mincash. I have 2.3 blinds and one more free hand after this ( so would be forced allin in sb ). I have KQ. What would you do?

@JoshuaArieh Sommerset Dental Dr Suffia Pulluck on west Sahara

Anyone in Vegas have a dentist they love? Reviews online look bad and I’m 0-2 with the places I’ve went

@tonydunsttv @CarOnPolymarket No. Us house is forgone conclusion. GOP could lose control before General if they lose the specials. Senate is challenging but 48 percent seems like a fair number. Don’t forget Iran only happened to change news from Epstein.

Am I crazy for thinking this is getting over-heated? The Dems have some very difficult seats to flip in the senate, and essentially have to get them all. People got a short memory and the Iran stuff is quite likely to have died down by fall, even if there’s still some Hormuz issues.

Trump wanted regime change in Iran, instead he got regime change in US

@lowstakesdre He went after solve for why and Matt Berkey and said he didn’t deserve to be in business and coaching players. Now it turns out Lodge were serving alcohol with no license and maybe laundering money. Feel bad for Brad and Andrew. Players are okay Doug promises to pay them back.

People rooting against The Lodge Card Club, who hurt you?

@ClubWPTGold I mean this is pretty sexist. Vanessa Selsbst is a woman. You have to talk to the editor. I know they are going for shock value but this crosses the line. She is also one of the better players in the video had she kept playing.

Who are you taking on a date? 🤔